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My Nan has more football nouse and she’s been in the ground a decade! We went 2 down today so to save the game the manager sent on a right back (who should probably start every week) and a defensive midfielder (who looks about as good as the above mentioned nan) the man is fookin clueless!

That’s a good shout, he might actually take the job and he wouldn’t have to do much to show he is an improvement on Russ

Let’s face it dream team of lallana and the tea lady literally couldn’t do any worse! We could get the fans to pick a team by online vote and just tell the players to give it a go and we couldn’t be worse, we could field the under 21’s and not be any worse! Hell I’m almost dreaming of the great days of Nathan’s reign!

Goals are so 90’s it’s all about centre half touches now!

We are the best possession team in premier league history we can dominate the ball like no other sadly we just don’t have a fookin clue what to do with it and the manager seemingly hasn’t realised that points are won by winning games which means you actually need to put the ball in the big white net down the other end, he really is a clueless fukwit.

If he isn’t gone by Monday then the board have totally lost it, nothing has changed he isn’t learning from his mistakes. It’s like a toddler that just keeps trying to smash the square block into the round hole and never learns. How can we go two nill down and still be content to play the ball round and round in circles in our own half the tactics are a joke even with ten minutes to go we still don’t actually go forward with any urgency. Thanks for the play off final Russ now fuck off out of our club you absolute tosser.

not chance if we play like that, Lady Luck won’t smile that often. Nice to get a win and get that monkey of our backs but only the manager will pretend it was a good performance!

He was safe for 4 minutes sack him!

Good cross, tidy finish fantastic through ball to find Suga. bloomin miracle!

An absolute must win game at home against not great opposition and he has brought on one attacking sub!

13 points is the only number I care about this season we are definitely already down even prime fergie couldn’t save this shower!

That’s how era’s are formed!

I have a mate who’s a Derby fan he got excited last year when it looked like Sheffield United might break their low point record, numbers like these will have Rams fans celebrating like Idiakez missed that pen again!

We bought him by mistake, we were after another right back who could also play badly as a holding midfielder we just don’t have the options in those positions but we are blessed with loads of premiership left backs.

I’d rather Lallana and Sammy Saint did it, they couldn’t be any more useless than Martin!

We are already down so stop worrying about it!

Over the top ….. run onto ….. what is this weird language you speak? We might loose possession if we do that and Jan won’t win the most touches in the league competition if we go forwards! Still hoping they sack Rus in the morning.

Maybe he will finally be mad about a result, well probably sneak it 1-0 and he will be gutted that they had more of the ball than us.

One of our strikers might get a few if we actually created any chances, if we had signed Delap we would still be winless and garbage because the manager and his tactics are a bigger problem than the players!

It’s the hope that kills you ….. and keeps you coming back get killed again and again! Saints only trophy in my lifetime is the JPT and we have definitely been absolute tosh more often than we have been good! This is the bleakest season I remember in the prem after 6 games it looks like we are down and we are more likely to break Derby’s record at this point than stay up!

Forward passing is risky, might endangered our perfect winning the possession stat streak and knock bedders off the top of the most passes by any player in the league stat.

We always win on possession it is RM’s flex. Surely he’s getting fired in the morning I’d rather have big sam or moyes at the helm at least we might see a bit of fight then instead of this limp nonsense!

Don't be silly nobody on the forum is allowed to actually attend a game, next you'll be saying you met a girl on the internet!

What a sensible system, I wonder how GM thought the DPP managed to review 50'000 cases a quarter all by himself....

Another one that feels like win or bust, no game this early is really a must win but this definitely feels like it.