Secret Site Agent

I dunno. Something to do with this big green thing that will allow an ambulance or at a push Air Ambulance to land and take away really sick people. Let them die is what I say, football and money are more important. Still what do I know? Only what my daughter tells me and all she does is arrange St John's Volenteers and stuff. Nothing important like

I'm just wondering. Do you work for the Aston Villa Pre-Season backroom squad?

Are you sure this isn't a training video? I am sure we, including Bazunu, played like this on the pitch.

Knowing SR it's more likely it'll br Mick Hucknell

Yeh. He thinks he's playing rugby and is kicking for territory

Maybe, just maybe

Isn't it about time Ross Stewart went of injured for six months?

Yep That'll do it.

Not fucking happy at all.

Whose got him in the sweepstake for 7 mins.

As players or managers. Either way, they could do a job for us, much better than what we have.

Armstrong and Downes on. Fernández and Aribo off. A little bit better this change

He learnt that from Roy Keen, who is already trying to convince him Man Utd should be his future.

Yes He's got a job in a Musical Youth tribute band He can't sing He can't play an instrument But he knows how to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side.

I was all happy and excited after the transfer window. We finally had some players and especially a goal keeper with the capacity to keep us up and build upon. The owners finally splashed some serious cash. Then we came to today and I was keen to see our new players. Then my smile faded. Russball. Shit, I forgot about that. Ahh well. We should walk the championship next season.