Urinal steam

Went for a leak in the concourse before the game and the guy next to me was so hot he was peeing steam, had to hold my breath so I didn’t breath his wee steam in. It reminded me of when I was at an away game a few seasons ago and some guy was peeing so hard that it was splashing back everywhere and me and the guy the other side of him had to move out the way.

Share your urinal stories here…….

(please keep them saints related so this can stay on the main board brothers!)

Are you taking the PISH per chance:rolleyes:

No, this is serious. If I was taking the pee I'd have put this in the muppet show. It's an important part of the football experience

No, this is serious. If I was taking the pee I'd have put this in the muppet show. It's an important part of the football experience

Are you sure you want to share a 'matchday experience' here, or a 'Gent's urinal experience' with us ?

I am sure, that with Google you will be able to find other specialist sites more akin to the 'Gent's urinal' type of experience if you try.

This was still on the main board when I posted the above, by the way.

FFS which mod moved this? This was serious and football related. You leave threads on the main board about clapping for a minute for X player (when it's been done 5 or 6 times), yet when someone comes up with something a little different (yet still saints and football related) you move it straight away. Rubbish.

Is this called cottaging by chance ..Mr Spudgun:rolleyes:

I think you are making a big SPLASH ...

Went to Notts county away many years ago (Keegan scored that day). It rained all the way there and all through the game. We were in an uncovered end in those days. Decided to get out the rain by going to the toilets. So went downstairs and found the toilets were basically four square walls - with no roof!! So got drenched even while going for a ****!! Even worse - looked up to see the home fans in their stand looking down on us in the toilets. Thank god times have changed!!

This happens a great deal at my place of work too. I often find that the person next to me directs his stream of urine at such an angle that, when combined with the correct pressure, results in a not unsubstantial 'dusting' of his urine covering my hands - and I dare say part of my apparatus. This is simply poor manners and can easily be avoided. Taken together with the inevitable pool of urine that always seems to be present on the floor beneath and this becomes a gruesome experience.

Whilst on the subject, has anyone else noticed the extraordinarily high number of blokes that feel the need to spit into the urinal before commencing with urination? Baffling.

I suffer from the condition commonly known as "shy cøck". I'll use a urinal, but not if i'm next to somebody or if it's in the middle of a row. I'd rather queue 5 minutes for a stinking cubicle than píss in a crowded urinal straight away.

Went to see Muse at Wembley Arena as a nipper, remember being desperate for a slash to the point I thought I might píss myself waiting for a space to open up in the "trough". In the end I had to cram myself in between two huge fat blokes with the acrid stench of their whiskey píss stinging my nostrils. Couldn't make myself go, so had to go in the car park instead while my Dad shouted at me to hurry up. Bit of a faintly horrifying experience for an 11 year old and been funny about urinals ever since.

Fin.

had to nip in for a slash at the end of the game & found myself stood next to a rather tall oriental chap.

god knows what he had been eating as his p1ss stank rotten! was nearly pucking & sods law my p1ss went on for ever

IMO this thread would be better if you had to post a picture of a Saints player as well. Would be more Saints related Main Board material.

IMO this thread would be better if you had to post a picture of a Saints player as well. Would be more Saints related Main Board material.

IMO this thread would be better if you had to post a picture of a Saints player as well. Would be more Saints related Main Board material.

You make a good point there Charlie, maybe that's why it was moved so quickly. I can only learn from this experience, I am like a young Luke Skywalker and you are my Yoda.

By moving the thread to the muppet show, whichever mod moved it (I'm thinking St Chalet by the way, as he was lurking around at the time) they have caused it to go off topic already with all this talk of spitting in Urinals (should be a thread of its own) and peeing at music concerts (not saints related). I guess it being opened up to other events inscreases the number of top urinal stories we'll hear so it's not all bad, but it's a shame the main board users who never come into the mupett show will miss out now, oh well their loss!