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April Fools


Glasgow_Saint
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Fill a saucepan with unleaded petrol, stick a couple of eggs into the saucepan, place the saucepan on the gas and say to the misses, 'can you do us a boiled egg love, I'm just off to the greenhouse to get my secateurs'.

 

It takes some beating.

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I make sure my children are all too scared of me to do April Fools. This is because I used to chuck a suitcase down the stairs, move the suitcase amd then lie at the bottom in a contorted fashion. How my parents laughed!

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