Glasgow_Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Any good ones? Need some for tomorrow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Cling film on the toilet seat just before the Mrs goes for a dump... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Fill a saucepan with unleaded petrol, stick a couple of eggs into the saucepan, place the saucepan on the gas and say to the misses, 'can you do us a boiled egg love, I'm just off to the greenhouse to get my secateurs'. It takes some beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Offer them a size 7 shoe, when in fact, they are a size 11/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Offer them a size 7 shoe, when in fact, they are a size 11/10 You sir are pure evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSaint Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Give someone the number for Marwell, and tell them a Mr G Raffe called and asked them to call him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Offer them a size 7 shoe, when in fact, they are a size 11/10 Blimey haven't you let that go yet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 31 March, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 March, 2010 all rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 I bet you're a right little prankster Glasgow, you got plastic Gazza boobies?? ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDARMY79 Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 Buy a cat, shave it , give it to your missus and tell her its a lizard.Imagine her surprise when in 3 or 4 months her "Lizard" grows hair and miaows at her, Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al de Man Posted 31 March, 2010 Share Posted 31 March, 2010 I was giving my girlfriend a hug a couple of years ago when I told her that an old friend I had a thing for was coming back to the country. I could feel her tense up as all she could say was "Oh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 1 April, 2010 Share Posted 1 April, 2010 Give someone the number for Marwell, and tell them a Mr G Raffe called and asked them to call him back. or Mr C Lyon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 1 April, 2010 Share Posted 1 April, 2010 I woke up at 12:01pm. For me, it looks like April Fools had the last laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 1 April, 2010 Share Posted 1 April, 2010 I woke up at 12:01pm. For me, it looks like April Fools had the last laugh. April fools! I snuck into your house and changed all your clocks. It was actually 11.58. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 1 April, 2010 Share Posted 1 April, 2010 April fools! I snuck into your house and changed all your clocks. It was actually 11.58. Bastard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sfc90 Posted 1 April, 2010 Share Posted 1 April, 2010 Got a bastard of a mate who text his sister saying he'd found out he's got Asbestosis and had only a few years left. Hook, Line and Sinker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 1 April, 2010 Share Posted 1 April, 2010 Got a bastard of a mate who text his sister saying he'd found out he's got Asbestosis and had only a few years left. Hook, Line and Sinker! Lolll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 2 April, 2010 Share Posted 2 April, 2010 I make sure my children are all too scared of me to do April Fools. This is because I used to chuck a suitcase down the stairs, move the suitcase amd then lie at the bottom in a contorted fashion. How my parents laughed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 3 April, 2010 Share Posted 3 April, 2010 Buy a cat, shave it , give it to your missus and tell her its a lizard.Imagine her surprise when in 3 or 4 months her "Lizard" grows hair and miaows at her, Winner! "April foo.....oh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 April, 2010 Share Posted 6 April, 2010 Ooops http://business.maktoob.com/20090000455738/April_Fool_s_Day_prank_sparks_panic_in_Jordan/Article.htm?utm_campaign=Night-Newsletter&utm_medium=Main-News16&utm_source=Night-Newsletter&utm_content= followed by Hahahahaha Followed by Ain't you idiots ever heard of Orson Wells! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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