Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 The perfect bacon sandwich: 4 rashers back unsmoked bacon, cooked as you wish 2 sliced (thick) brown bread cut from laof (not pre-sliced) 1 slice lightly buttered 1 slice light coating of BBQ sauce Pepper (black, freshly ground) to taste. Yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 It has to be smoked bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Cooked as you wish my arse.... There's a world of difference between fried and grilled... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Cooked as you wish my arse.... There's a world of difference between fried and grilled... But it has to be crisp, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 It has to contain an egg with a runny yolk for it to be the perfect bacon sarnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Smoked bacon is the bacon of champions. Bought from a local butchers and freshly sliced before your eyes. Cooked in a frying pan that has been allowed to get really hot with no oil in. The bread should be fresh crusty white bread with real butter and brown sauce on the bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Is it wrong to like red and brown sauce in the same butty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Smoked bacon is the bacon of champions. Bought from a local butchers and freshly sliced before your eyes. Cooked in a frying pan that has been allowed to get really hot with no oil in. The bread should be fresh crusty white bread with real butter and brown sauce on the bacon. I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 But it has to be crisp, right? Well of course...i think the grill dries it out too much though and gives a funny taste... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I'm afraid to break this to you on a innernet forum, but as I consider all of you my family you deserve to know..... Bacon is overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Is it wrong to like red and brown sauce in the same butty? Yes. You should throw yourself off the white cliffs of Dover. Naked of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I'm afraid to break this to you on a innernet forum, but as I consider all of you my family you deserve to know..... Bacon is overrated. And what is better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 And what is better? Haggis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Haggis is good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Smoked bacon is the bacon of champions. Bought from a local butchers and freshly sliced before your eyes. Cooked in a frying pan that has been allowed to get really hot with no oil in. The bread should be fresh crusty white bread with real butter and brown sauce on the bacon. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Cooked as you wish my arse.... There's a world of difference between fried and grilled... Svelte peeps like me like to grill. Fatties like you may well choose to fry, tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 But haggis isn't really comparable to bacon...like comparing a sausage sandwich with a hot pot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Smoked bacon is the bacon of champions. Bought from a local butchers and freshly sliced before your eyes. Cooked in a frying pan that has been allowed to get really hot with no oil in. The bread should be fresh crusty white bread with real butter and brown sauce on the bacon. Each to their own and all that, but I prefer not to have my eyes sliced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Smoked bacon is the bacon of champions. Bought from a local butchers and freshly sliced before your eyes. Cooked in a frying pan that has been allowed to get really hot with no oil in. The bread should be fresh crusty white bread with real butter and brown sauce on the bacon. I seem to recall that 2-3 years ago we conducted a proper scientific study which proved that smoked bacon was by far the superior bacon, and unsmoked bacon was for people who didn't actually like bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 The perfect bacon sandwich is one that is cooked by someone else while you are still in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 The perfect bacon sandwich is one that is cooked by someone else while you are still in bed. The cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Svelte peeps like me like to grill. Fatties like you may well choose to fry, tubs. Well you're cheating your taste buds... I prefer to eat a decent bacon sarnie less frequently... That is how i keep this slim...and you know that i am slim too you cheeky get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Well you're cheating your taste buds... I prefer to eat a decent bacon sarnie less frequently... That is how i keep this slim...and you know that i am slim too you cheeky get... Tubby and spotty IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I seem to recall that 2-3 years ago we conducted a proper scientific study which proved that smoked bacon was by far the superior bacon, and unsmoked bacon was for people who didn't actually like bacon. Boooo! I like the taste of unsmoked, its got a more natural flavour to it, meaning you can taste the meat and not the salty/smoked bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I seem to recall that 2-3 years ago we conducted a proper scientific study which proved that smoked bacon was by far the superior bacon, and unsmoked bacon was for people who didn't actually like bacon. Ever been to the Dorset Smokery up at Hurn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Each to their own and all that, but I prefer not to have my eyes sliced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Only w*****s grill their bacon.I suspect they also wear socks with sandals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I seem to recall that 2-3 years ago we conducted a proper scientific study which proved that smoked bacon was by far the superior bacon, and unsmoked bacon was for people who didn't actually like bacon. Indeed we did but times do change, as your recent posts about politics show us. It would be wrong to be sweeping with modern statements about bacon when no recent polls have been conducted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A bacon butty requires cheese and English mustard also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Grilled and unsmoked. There. You have it. The definitive answer, girls and boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 My other half and his son cut off the bacon rind and bin it, thats the best part imho, crispy of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Tubby and spotty IIRC. That's the one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Indeed we did but times do change, as your recent posts about politics show us. It would be wrong to be sweeping with modern statements about bacon when no recent polls have been conducted. How often must studies be conducted to keep them 'up-to-date' and 'in touch'? Would it be acceptable, say, to conduct a 4-yearly study into the smoked/unsmoked bacon debate, or should it really be biannually to stay relevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Only w*****s grill their bacon.I suspect they also wear socks with sandals. Have you been looking through my kitchen window again? If so, sorry about last night, will try to look better tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 How often must studies be conducted to keep them 'up-to-date' and 'in touch'? Would it be acceptable, say, to conduct a 4-yearly study into the smoked/unsmoked bacon debate, or should it really be biannually to stay relevant? The debate on smoked-unsmoked bacon never needs to be discussed in and around sexual debates concerning sex with men or women in their bottoms. I hope I have been clear on this point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Grilled and unsmoked. There. You have it. The definitive answer, girls and boys. I (heart) Hatchie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 We get bacon here, which is good. A packet of Iceland Super Value that costs 99p in UK costs 6 quid here. Proper stuff is more expensive than good steak! What we can get is forzen American hand carved bacon at a sensible price. It's sort of almost like Streaky, but REALLY tasty. In the pan it shrinks out all the water and becomes the perfect crisp (smoked) bacon. Under the grill it stays larger is more tasty but doesn't crisp just burns. The other problem here is that every 3 months or so we run out of HP Sauce (the ONLY brown sauce sold here) that means us sarnie freaks HAVE to keep about 4 bottles in stock at anyone time. Tried one with Chilli Tomato Sauce once - not as good as HP but it WAS good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Have you been looking through my kitchen window again? If so, sorry about last night, will try to look better tonight... Also may I suggest you wear an apron.Naked apart from socks and sandals is not a good look.Oh & shave your bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Have you been looking through my kitchen window again? If so, sorry about last night, will try to look better tonight... Less tubby and spotty you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Ever been to the Dorset Smokery up at Hurn? I have not. I feel I should research this location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Also may I suggest you wear an apron.Naked apart from socks and sandals is not a good look.Oh & shave your bum. I was wearing an apron though.... Less tubby and spotty you mean? Thats the one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Back or streaky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 The debate on smoked-unsmoked bacon never needs to be discussed in and around sexual debates concerning sex with men or women in their bottoms. I hope I have been clear on this point? ?! I can't spot the typographical error that prompted this bizarre response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Streaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Bacon Bra. Odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 ?! I can't spot the typographical error that prompted this bizarre response. Merely a play on words with biannual. I found myself very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Merely a play on words with biannual. I found myself very funny. I lolled to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Bacon Bra. Odd. Mutton dressed as lamb. or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Merely a play on words with biannual. I found myself very funny. I see. I assumed it had something to do with that word, but seeing as I spelt it correctly and used it in context I wondered what all the fuss was about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I see. I assumed it had something to do with that word, but seeing as I spelt it correctly and used it in context I wondered what all the fuss was about. Just me being a hungover bell end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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