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Lifetime Achievement Award


benjii
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I am giving the lifetime achievement award for Saints Web Forum posting to Rallyboy for his efforts herein:

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=971131#post971131

 

This award recognises his contribution to one of the shining lights in our collective forum history and it gives me great pleasure to honour him accordingly.

 

I would like to hold a night of celebration of this forum and the award in recognition of the passing of the number of years (expressed as a fraction if necessary) since this forum started. I am thinking that Deppo should compere and host, as he is well funny isn't it, but if he doesn't want to then I will do it myself. £20 a pop, all proceeds to be collected.

 

Forum greats from over the years will be invited: Nineteen Canteen, Scooby (by video link from NYC), Tommac, that spammer who posted loads of rude words one night, Tartan Owl, the Angry Golfer, Mike Wilde etc.

 

Who's in?

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Will we get expenses if we are invited to eulogise about Rallyboy at the award dinner? If so I need some airmiles, I'm in

 

I have been advised not to comment on this aspect of the evening.

 

However, the leaves in Montenegro fall slowly at this time of year....

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Benjii I am truly honoured.

 

Unless of course this is an unofficial award and then I -

a. might not bother to go

b. will attack fellow nominees in the press

c. might launch a borderline racist attack on a member of the judging committee.

d. will demand a few quid just for showing up.

e. ignore the award and instead use every thread to promote or condone weak pro/anti Cortese/Lowe/Wilde/Crouch views, endlessly debate whether someone should have a season ticket or not, promote/condone far right/left politics as a default setting, and the golden rule of forums everywhere - at no point will I allow my ignorance of a subject prevent me from having a strong opinion on it.

f. shall accept the award with dignity and use the occasion to unite the fanbase.*

 

Or I might just carry on ripping into a soft target, like a criminally-run, tarmac-laying, money-laundering, arms-dealing, charity-raping, business-shafting, creditor-ignoring, poorly-supported, sister-bothering, mafia-linked, tax-evading, lucky heather-carrying, history-rewriting, balance sheet ignorant, extra-fingered, carpark-hiring, toothless, rule-bending, fish-abusing, caravan-based, morally-bankrupt and properly bankrupt, excuse for a football club.

 

See you on the takeover thread.

 

 

 

*It's likely to be d.

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