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hi.

 

i am capitalsaint- a hardworking, enthusiastic team player who is also comfortable working alone. (masturbation)

 

if there are any future vacancies in this fine organization (the muppet show) i would very much like to be considered.

 

if you need to know more feel free to ask, in the meantime i've attached a recent photo. please enjoy.

 

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Tokyo-Saint

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Hi capital,

 

The photo didn't work but that might just me my iPhone, it has refused to load some images before, I think the FBI might be censoring it. I am currently recruiting a small band of rebels take take part in Guerrilla (bear) warfare.

 

As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do?

 

As a bear rebel you will:

 

1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board.

2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time.

3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear'

4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling

 

In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and aneme. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously.

 

What do you say? You interested in joining up?

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Welcome to the muppet show capital, anyone who enjoys masturbatiion is welcome over here in my book, no questions asked. Sadly it's not up to me, Tokyos & dumb bear make the rules, I just follow everything they say blindly. It's a good place over here in muppets, I like to think we are less nerds, more buffons. I like the secret games played (you'll get rules by PM).

 

Hope to see you here lots more if its decided you're not gonna be raped and killed. If you have any concerns about your application, just remember Milton got in so the bar is not very high!

 

I can't see you picture either, maybe you should do a crayon version which may slip past the FBI filters!!!

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Tokyo-Saint

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Ah man I forgot about that 50shades of grey thread. That was funny. That bear is a very witty individual.

 

Hi made in Southampton, nice to hear from you.

 

I have a friend who would like to meet you. His name is milts. Are you free to meet? He is very flexible and can meet you in any deserted layby in the new forest after dark. Just let me know.

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Bearsy

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Here is some factoids bout capitalsaint:

 

1) His name is ironic cos it has no Capitals

b) This is photo he was trying to post, it is picture of tokyos relaxing at weekend

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iv) He ate a whole pack of Rocky last night. He likes the ones in the red bag cos they has good proportion of chocolate to biscuit. He also likes the caramel ones in yellow pack but couldn't eat a whole bag cos they is more sickly.

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2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time.

 

in prewarning I'm going offline for day. I thought I'd let peeps know cos i don't want to get killed off again.

 

I've got to go see sister in hospital. She was having baby in summer but they've took it out already cos everyone was gonna die. Does anyone know bout these situations? She was not even 5 months and baby is only weighing like 1 pound. That ain't right is it? I wouldn't of thought that is good. Do babies sometimes turn out ok when they is born size of action man?

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in prewarning I'm going offline for day. I thought I'd let peeps know cos i don't want to get killed off again.

 

I've got to go see sister in hospital. She was having baby in summer but they've took it out already cos everyone was gonna die. Does anyone know bout these situations? She was not even 5 months and baby is only weighing like 1 pound. That ain't right is it? I wouldn't of thought that is good. Do babies sometimes turn out ok when they is born size of action man?

 

God willing Bear. My best wishes to you and your family

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Made in Southampton

Made in Southampton

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I cant message Made in Southampton because he is currently classified as a Loser untill he gets his purse out and pays £5 to be a Full Member, only then can I consider euthanasia

 

Another fiver towards the next curry night eh? This milts guy also sounds like I decent geezer, always looking to meet up, make new friends and such.

 

Best of luck Bear. A friend of a friend recently had a premature baby and alls well so far. Good things do still happen.

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Made in Southampton

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Cheers Made in Soton, if you want to join My Fan Club... also known as the Muppet Show and really dont have a fiver then I will have a whip round

 

Thanks for the offer. I used to be a fully paided up customer but the mong I mean 'main' board has become a little tedious of late so that was that. However lurking on here has cracked me up so many times I thought it about time I chipped in.

 

Anyway this is Capitals Hello thread so I won't hijack it.

 

I wants to know more about Capitals bird in the pink glasses. Is that your nan dude?

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Tokyo-Saint

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Hi Made in Southampton

 

As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do?

 

As a bear rebel you will:

 

1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board.

2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time.

3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear'

4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling

 

In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and aneme. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously.

 

What do you say? You interested in joining up?

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Hi KelvinsRightGlove

 

As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do?

 

As a bear rebel you will:

 

1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board.

2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time.

3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear'

4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling

 

In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously.

 

What do you say? You interested in joining up?

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Hi KelvinsRightGlove

 

As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do?

 

As a bear rebel you will:

 

1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board.

2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time.

3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear'

4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling

 

In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously.

 

What do you say? You interested in joining up?

 

I do loves a Japanese girl. There better not be any of this censored rubbish abound. What's the chuffing point?

 

Until I hear a pitch from both sides, I couldn't possibly pledge my allegiances either way as yet.

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Hi KelvinsRightGlove

 

As you are probably aware, bear and I are sworn enemies. If I hear one more poster say "of bear you were so funny in that 50shades review, let me suck on your balls" I won't be held responsible. Rule 1 of bear baiting club is of course, never mention bear baiting club. I have to break this rule now and again to recruit but what can I do?

 

As a bear rebel you will:

 

1) post rolly eye smilies after bear posts - double point if on the moan board.

2) start rumours bear has been banned if he is away from the forum for more than 24 hours - this works every time.

3) always refer to him as 'dumb bear'

4) unite with bear if the main board big dics come calling

 

In exchange for your services you will receive as much Japanese porn as you can handle, Including octoporn and anime. You will also be protected by the mods I turned - apart from the ones milts killed obviously.

 

What do you say? You interested in joining up?

 

 

Where will the bear hate end ?

 

Will we have to stop watching Yogi bear and his cousin booboo, I used to love watching Gentle Ben as a kid although the dude in the waders was defo dodgy.

 

Fozzie bear (wocka wocka wocka) was not your average bear, Baloo from the jungle book loved an indian (King Luie was better though).

 

and what about the Chicago bears ? or even Bear Grylls !!!!

 

I normally like to join vigilante hit squads but against most bears I will pass, but please sign me up tho if a koala bear ever joins the board, they are just lazy aussie c*nts.

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