saintbletch Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 Them Bletch. Them. Good qualification buctootim. The forum seems to be out of kilter today. "They" appear to have invaded all areas of the forum. The contrarians, the ****-shakers, the Apple fans, the depressives and the terminally dull are showing their faces all over the place today. (And I count myself in their number). But to top it all, The Man has replied to a post in the site suggestions forum. It's all very disconcerting. I'm going to have a cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 30 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2013 (edited) I think this recruitment drive may have gone badly wrong spudders. I dunno tokes, I just dunno! I'm not really sure what the muppet show is about these days, I guess we only have ourselves to blame. It used to be a given that muppets was all just joking & fun, but then you get serious posters becoming more regular & next thing you dunno what's jokes and what's serials? Like yesterday pap was in muppets accusing people of racism and homophobia! I lost track of who he was directing that at, what with you me and holepunctures messing about. Then that cracker pap comes along being all bent with his serious accusations, it's just not clear what's what now, I'm just glad bazza is back in the hood to detract from these serious allegations with his serious talk about most boring name & such!! Edited 30 October, 2013 by Spudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Nah pap isn't serious is he? Is he? I always think pap is just joking with all that stuff about buzl lightyear didn't really go to the moon or whatever. I thought this is some of the best wind up work on the net and give him reps for it. I like Pap cause of it. Pap can you confirm, are you genuinely mental or just on a jokey wind up? And all this stuff, bletch word puzzle etc - he's talking about Baz right? We are all talking about Baz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 (edited) Everytime I get a double post crap from now on, I'm going to write. "I think I saw bear and Steve Grant on Ham common. Nothing is going on of course, just saying." Hopefully that will speed sorting it out. Edited 31 October, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2013 but what if bear and Steve Grant have been on Ham common? Your threat then becomes meaningless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I need to take a dump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Nah pap isn't serious is he? Is he? I always think pap is just joking with all that stuff about buzl lightyear didn't really go to the moon or whatever. I thought this is some of the best wind up work on the net and give him reps for it. I like Pap cause of it. Pap can you confirm, are you genuinely mental or just on a jokey wind up? And all this stuff, bletch word puzzle etc - he's talking about Baz right? We are all talking about Baz. I can't confirm that I'm not mental. Who am I to make that judgement? How safe is that judgement if I turn out to be mental? Would I even tell you the truth? The results could come in, read "100% F**king Hatstand", and I could just say "No, I'm fine Tokes - prone to a bit of multiple personality disorder on the second Thursday of every month, but apart from that, all good". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 October, 2013 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I don't think you're mental paps, it's all dem other feckers........ (I've put an diary event into outlook to avoid upsetting you on the second Thursday of every month, just in case ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Hold on, what days did milts and 110 persaint used to post on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 but what if bear and Steve Grant have been on Ham common? Your threat then becomes meaningless! we have nothing to be ashamed of. Closets are for clothes. Get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 we have nothing to be ashamed of. Closets are for clothes. Get used to it. And for people who wear rainbow laces, apparently.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I can't confirm that I'm not mental. Who am I to make that judgement? How safe is that judgement if I turn out to be mental? Would I even tell you the truth? The results could come in, read "100% F**king Hatstand", and I could just say "No, I'm fine Tokes - prone to a bit of multiple personality disorder on the second Thursday of every month, but apart from that, all good". Ahh...Catch 22 pap. Let's see if we can't come up with a test to check your Yossarianesque mentalness.... Hmmm. OK. If you had to ban one poster from TSW, who would it be? And I know that you are against the banning of any poster, so for the purposes of this exercise you have to ban someone. Given your principled stance on free speech, there is only one valid answer that will prove your sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 (edited) Careful pap, Norway is watching and will forever name you a banning weasel. On the other hand, this is like big brother, I'm in. I vote bear and Baz. I think Baz is missing his family and would like to return home, bear cause he is a ****. Edited 31 October, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 (edited) Careful pap, Norway is watching and will forever name you a banning weasel. On the other hand, this is like big brother, I'm in. I vote bear and Baz. I think Baz is missing his family and would to return home, bear cause he is a ****. With all the respect that a post like that deserves Toke, the pap I know and love* is a deeper thinker than you. Then again, ocean sponges have a higher density of synapses than you appear** to have on this site. So I think pap will understand what the question is looking for. * Forum love ** I'm sure you aren't like your forum persona in real life Toke - otherwise you'd not be able to lift a spoon to your mouth in the real world***. *** No offence**** **** Well a little bit Edited 31 October, 2013 by saintbletch More caveats to avoid offence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Ahh...Catch 22 pap. Let's see if we can't come up with a test to check your Yossarianesque mentalness.... Hmmm. OK. If you had to ban one poster from TSW, who would it be? And I know that you are against the banning of any poster, so for the purposes of this exercise you have to ban someone. Given your principled stance on free speech, there is only one valid answer that will prove your sanity. Aw bletch, that's a simple answer, we all know it's Granty that should be banned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I'd have to ban myself, bletch. While there are others that are perhaps more deserving, I do have a spare fiver tucked away for this very purpose. I believe the nickname "Son of Pap" is still available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I'd have to ban myself, bletch. While there are others that are perhaps more deserving, I do have a spare fiver tucked away for this very purpose. I believe the nickname "Son of Pap" is still available. You're completely hatstand then pap. The correct answer of course is Barry Sanchez. Sorry mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Aw bletch, that's a simple answer, we all know it's Granty that should be banned... That answer deserves an honourable mention in despatches 3B. I wonder what it would be like to have the lunatics take over the asylum without The Man and his minions around to dispense the meds and tighten the odd straight-jacket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 You're completely hatstand then pap. The correct answer of course is Barry Sanchez. Sorry mate. That's fine, bletch. It's better to know these things, I find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 *** No offence**** Too Late! I change my vote. Bear, BFFF 4eva, you are in muthafuka. Bletch, get your coat, you are going on a little trip with Barry. Just you, Barry and a Jim Davidson boxset on the trans siberian (not so) express. See you in Ulan-Ude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 That answer deserves an honourable mention in despatches 3B. I wonder what it would be like to have the lunatics take over the asylum without The Man and his minions around to dispense the meds and tighten the odd straight-jacket... Do we get the keys to the drugs cabinet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Too Late! I change my vote. Bear, BFFF 4eva, you are in muthafuka. Bletch, get your coat, you are going on a little trip with Barry. Just you, Barry and a Jim Davidson boxset on the trans siberian (not so) express. See you in Ulan-Ude. Does the Jim Davidson box set include his early material where he used to do impressions of "ethnic people"? If so, it could be worse. I like train journeys and will have brutally murdered Barry Sanchez by Portsmouth Harbour station and disposed of his body in Portsmouth harbour - there's a certain moral symmetry to that watery grave, don't you think? I'll then post the news of his passing on here to the cheers of the masses. Then, I'll kick-back and listen to Jimmy D tell jokes about black people alternatively appearing and disappearing whilst walking across pelican crossings whilst singing "Now you see me, now you don't.". All done with the most authentic "ethnic" accent possible. Who could ever tire of that, Toke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 (edited) ~Dunno bletch, it's Barry's box set, save those questions for the journey. I don;t want to spoil the surprise but I do have it on good grounds that Baz is bringing a wig along to aid with his 5 hour tribute cabaret to Mavis Rilley and the cast of 80's Coronation Street. There is even a half hour section for Benny from Cross Roads, it doesn't quite fit but then Baz is an artist and requires a degree of freedom in his work. Edited 31 October, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 (edited) Does the Jim Davidson box set include his early material where he used to do impressions of "ethnic people"? when my nan died (of unrelated causes) & we was round her house stealing her belongings i took record player + my grandad's old records. There was one by Jim Davidson called "You Won't be BLUE Will You?". It was pretty bad stuff! It started with him singing a song bout saying Gurcha which was ok, then he told some lame jokes which was ok, then he started telling a story bout a friend of his called "Chalky" DAVIDSON (doing black voice): Hello dere! My name is Chalky i is negro from africa and ting! (I'm paraphrase, I can't remember exact words) AUDIENCE: Lols DAVIDSON: Oh hold on... have we got any in? AUDIENCE: Lols DAVIDSON: Come on... show yourselves... smile! AUDIENCE: Lols DAVIDSON (black voice): Dere is one! Haha! Dere is another one! AUDIENCE: Lols DAVIDSON: It's alright for you lot, I'm gonna get blow dart in the neck in a minute! As I say it was pretty bad stuff! There was another one where Jim Davidson was having an altercation with police bout a traffic light or something, and Jim Davidson observes that the police officer was black and then he says, no lies, "Cos you get them now don't you... Coonstables." I was like Ooooo, but audience is find this hilarious! EDIT - RIP to my dear old racist nan who died (of unrelated causes) Edited 31 October, 2013 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 What else did your racist granddad leave you bear? *Artists impression of bear's nan's house - record player already stolen by least favourite grandson.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 yeah tokyos some of the ole family heirlooms cause embarrassment when i have the brothers round for cocktail evening. I was amazed bout the stuff Jim Davidson was saying tho! It wasn't all that long ago really, it was like in the 70s or something & he was totally mainstream, like the 70s Harry Hill or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Later than that bear, I remember him in the late 80's early 90's. He was even on Hell's Kitchen just a few years ago. I think he got thrown off though for being more of a cock that Gordon Ramsey. The producers have very strict rules about Gordon being the biggest helmet on the program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I'm depressed. It's 7pm already and no fitteh's have knocked on my door asking if I want a trick or just a treat. Actually, nobody has knocked on my door today. Perhaps I shouldn't have put that picture of Bear's Gran's house up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Is sexy trick or treating not punishable by death in Dubai golfing Phil? Apart from in the hotels of course where is is actively encouraged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 yeah tokyos some of the ole family heirlooms cause embarrassment when i have the brothers round for cocktail evening. I was amazed bout the stuff Jim Davidson was saying tho! It wasn't all that long ago really, it was like in the 70s or something & he was totally mainstream, like the 70s Harry Hill or something. A lot of those people are still around, Bear. Some are dead though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 I'm depressed. It's 7pm already and no fitteh's have knocked on my door asking if I want a trick or just a treat. Actually, nobody has knocked on my door today. Perhaps I shouldn't have put that picture of Bear's Gran's house up there i jizzed on catwoman last halloween. Srsly. You have to go out tho, the halloween fiteh's that come round ur house delivering boners in this country tend to be under 12 and often accompanied by parent or guardian, making all the carefully prepared roofie lollipops redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Pics or it didn't happen. Anyone see that revenge thing going about? This guy was bullied in school so when he got older he pulled the mum of the bully. He took pick of her sucking him off and then a jizz face. What's the rules on posting jizz faces mods? No knobs or porn just an older lady with jizz face. Is this ok? If no reply in 5 mins, I'll take it as a yes and post pic. This is fair innt it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Pics or it didn't happen. Anyone see that revenge thing going about? This guy was bullied in school so when he got older he pulled the mum of the bully. He took pick of her sucking him off and then a jizz face. What's the rules on posting jizz faces mods? No knobs or porn just an older lady with jizz face. Is this ok? If no reply in 5 mins, I'll take it as a yes and post pic. This is fair innt it? OMG, that's almost disgusting, depends on how old was mum of bully and was she wrinkly? If she was some fitteh GMILF then that's OK, don't want any of those that advertise on redtube though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 i jizzed on catwoman last halloween. Srsly. Pics or it didn't happen. I'm pretty sure it was an inflatable Catwoman doll, I doubt if it was anything like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Its Halloween! Here's MLG... [video=youtube;NV4xo_rF-oo] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 hi MLG! Knew we'd get you someday! Trick or Treat? Choose carefully yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 MLG is here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Its Halloween! Here's MLG... How coincidental is it that Jack Nicholson has the biggest bukkake face ever at the end of that clip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Trick. You have to sex one of these birds, but warning! The trick is one of them is dude! Which one is you bone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Might be a little hardcore for MLG as no stats or stadium expansion and I guess he is still getting used to TMS. However, Steve just tweeted me giving me permission to post the NON PORN revenge photo. MLG don't pretend this wouldn't cross your mind if you somehow met mrs Turks senior and she was really into data. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 What's the rules on posting jizz faces mods? No knobs or porn just an older lady with jizz face. Is this ok? If no reply in 5 mins, I'll take it as a yes and post pic. This is fair innt it? All seems to be safe then. Heres one from my bukkake picnic stash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 You have to sex one of these birds, but warning! The trick is one of them is dude! Which one is you bone? Can't we just cuddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 You have to sex one of these birds, but warning! The trick is one of them is dude! Which one is you bone? Top right is fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 You have to sex one of these birds, but warning! The trick is one of them is dude! Which one is you bone? I'd start bottom left, then top right, top left and finally finish off with the bloke bottom right. Given my old git status it could take a week or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Can't we just cuddle? I see what ur thinking MLG but don't worry, I'm buying. It's part of the welcom to Muppet Shows care package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 In point of fact, before all of you come out closet, while it's just Tim & Bob who we already knew about, all four of them is dudes. These are contestants from Miss Thailand Ladyboy contest 2013, which I was unfortunate unable to attend cos my nan died (of unrelated issues) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 Can't we just cuddle? You didn't ask for the treat. You've made your bed (lady boy roulette) now lie in it (bone one of them). Ok, as it is your first day, let's change it. You have to pick one for me to bone, one for bearsy and one for big Bob. You can cuddle with the one left over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 31 October, 2013 Share Posted 31 October, 2013 In point of fact, before all of you come out closet, while it's just Tim & Bob who we already knew about, all four of them is dudes. These are contestants from Miss Thailand Ladyboy contest 2013, which I was unfortunate unable to attend cos my nan died (of unrelated issues) Why is bottom left staying in a different hotel. Is she 'fectious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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