Big Bad Bob Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 no, no, not Tom Daley's lover Bearsy but GS :- Was in the area earlier tonight. Madness. Thankfully helicopter did not break through ceiling so reduced the amount of fatalities for sure. Rip I was in Glasgow last night, had no idea and no sign at all what was going on only a couple of hundred yards away. Scary to think that could easily have been the place I was in. Very sad to hear. I think this needs full investigative analysis from Agent Pap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Odd. Glasgow Saint lives there and i was up there on business. Pretty weird post IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Business? Is beyond the wall part of your territory now Turks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Everywhere is my territory pal, there are no barriers when you've got a phone in your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Fax me the details. No I don't have a fax machine. I am at the Ramada Inn Reading, look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I was in a pub in Glasgow last night and it was utter chaos, smoke everywhere, people screaming, fighting, spilled beer and men trampling each other in a blind panic to be free. Then, to make matters worse, a ****ing helicopter crashed through the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I think 3B is talking about Turkish's rather candid admission that he was IN Glasgow on Saturday night. First Tom Daley, now the forum alpha male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Everywhere is his territory pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Notwithstanding Turkish selling McToner, is Tom Daly homosex or not? I obviously thought he was but apparently he's put out a statement today saying he also fancies girls? I am v.confused bout this. Sound like he is too. Maybe publicity stunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Notwithstanding Turkish selling McToner, is Tom Daly homosex or not? I obviously thought he was but apparently he's put out a statement today saying he also fancies girls? I am v.confused bout this. Sound like he is too. Maybe publicity stunt? Yeah, he's just decided to be gay for a bit because he thinks it's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Yeah, he's just decided to be gay for a bit because he thinks it's cool. I meant it the other way round, I mean obviously he's gay, but today he's come out saying he also fancies girls? It was in his press release. I am quite sceptical bout this claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Fair play to him coming out though. He didn't even need to support of rainbow swimming trunks or nothing. Whenever you decide to come out Turks, we will be right behind you forum buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I meant it the other way round, I mean obviously he's gay, but today he's come out saying he also fancies girls? It was in his press release. I am quite sceptical bout this claim. I dont think he's really gay is he. He doesnt whoop everytime he speaks and say "go girlfriend". He never got a boner during the olympics when he was surrounded by other blokes in speedos. Not gay. hes just decided to be gay for a bit to get a bit of sympathy because he aint much good at diving anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I dont think he's really gay is he. He doesnt whoop everytime he speaks and say "go girlfriend". GAY Turks, not American. There is a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I remember going to the swimming pool one time when I was a kid, and when I was queueing up for the waterchute there was a grown man in front of me wearing speedos, and he had a massive boner. The tip of his boner peeked out over the waistband of his trunks, and winked at me. I did not touch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 busted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 wait - is you admitting to being the swimming bath boner man of my youth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I remember going to the swimming pool one time when I was a kid, and when I was queueing up for the waterchute there was a grown man in front of me wearing speedos, and he had a massive boner. The tip of his boner peeked out over the waistband of his trunks, and winked at me. I did not touch it.* * I sucked it Quite a confession bear. Was this a TV celeb Paedo that was popular at the time or just a run of the mill one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 To be honest i didn't really look at his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 (edited) no, no, not Tom Daley's lover Bearsy but GS :- I think this needs full investigative analysis from Agent Pap... This is interesting stuff, Big Bad Bob - but not something I'd be interested enough in pursuing. As you know, I still have some unfinished cases to deal with. Also, I have to tread carefully with Turkish. The suspect and I have a bit of previous, including an outstanding complaint from the PCC. Edited 2 December, 2013 by pap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 busted Is it? Don't worry Glasgow_Saint, nowadays you can get a couple of stitches put in it and it'll be back to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Is it? Don't worry Glasgow_Saint, nowadays you can get a couple of stitches put in it and it'll be back to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 (edited) I meant it the other way round, I mean obviously he's gay, but today he's come out saying he also fancies girls? It was in his press release. I am quite sceptical bout this claim. I think he wants his cake and eat it too. Cake = Penis. Eat it = not lose all the 14 year old female twitter followers. Edited 2 December, 2013 by saintbletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Good editing there bletch. Talking of busted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Good editing there bletch. Talking of busted Yeah, fancy that Toke, the swear filter decided that my efforts to put a zero in place of the O in "c zero c k" should be obfuscated by four asterisks for fear of moral corruption. By the way, in that John Lewis Xmas ad that you and Bear did, did you notice that Bear was staring at all the young animals with that familiar "I would" look? FYI you look slightly effeminate in that ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I don't think I got a chance to mention that I enjoyed seeing you interact with Turks on the boxing thread bletch. I particularity enjoyed your use of the word 'mate'. This was the first time that I had every heard Carson use such a term and it was most enjoyable. It reminded me of Peep Show when Mark tried to interact with the working class security men and stumbled between whether he should use 'mate', 'pal' or 'buddy' and ended up just using an amalgamation of all 3. I don't expect you have seen me using the word amalgamation before Betch. That is for you. Think of it as me repaying the favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I don't think I got a chance to mention that I enjoyed seeing you interact with Turks on the boxing thread bletch. I particularity enjoyed your use of the word 'mate'. This was the first time that I had every heard Carson use such a term and it was most enjoyable. It reminded me of Peep Show when Mark tried to interact with the working class security men and stumbled between whether he should use 'mate', 'pal' or 'buddy' and ended up just using an amalgamation of all 3. I don't expect you have seen me using the word amalgamation before Betch. That is for you. Think of it as me repaying the favor. Very good, Sir. Will you be taking an after dinner drink in the withdrawing room? Turns out Turkish knows his boxing onions. I just like following him around The Lounge protecting the innocent against his sarcastic bullying. Turkish knows I'm just yanking his tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 dunno how to tell you this bletch, but that ain't a tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 He knows that bear. This is bletch you know he likes word games. This is one of his Yoofanisms innit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 gotcha, thanks for heads up tokyos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 No probs, I pride maself on me English skills. btw, heads up....Is that another Yoofanism bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I know that now Bear. Turkish tricked me, but it's OK though, I got my own back because I used my mouth instead if my hand. #gottogetupearlytogetoneoverthebletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 Odd. Glasgow Saint lives there and i was up there on business. Pretty weird post IMO. Bit defensive. Everyone clearly knew it was a tongue-in-cheek post. Yet you leapt to defend yourself straight away. Curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Crab Posted 2 December, 2013 Share Posted 2 December, 2013 I meant it the other way round, I mean obviously he's gay, but today he's come out saying he also fancies girls? It was in his press release. I am quite sceptical bout this claim. He's definitely gay. No hetero would have a body that hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 3 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 3 December, 2013 I don't expect you have seen me using the word amalgamation before Betch. That is for you. Think of it as me repaying the favor. Isn't that what they used to use for fillings before they decided it was all dangerous and you could die from it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 3 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 3 December, 2013 He's definitely gay. No hetero would have a body that hot. I definitely had a hot bod when I was younger and I am definitely hetero, hetero does mean you like both sexes doesn't it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
110_Persaint Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 I definitely had a hot bod when I was younger and I am definitely hetero, hetero does mean you like both sexes doesn't it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 I was in a pub in Glasgow last night and it was utter chaos, smoke everywhere, people screaming, fighting, spilled beer and men trampling each other in a blind panic to be free. Then, to make matters worse, a ****ing helicopter crashed through the roof. And nine people died, yet you're happy to turn that into a joke? Remind me, why did you report Deppo and get him banned? Well done, once again you show yourself up to be a c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 (edited) Hello you sexy little German wanker For the 100,000,0000th time, I didn't report deppo. In fact Deppo is a fan - Deppo @DeppoInExile 26 Aug @SaintsWeb say hello to me on there. I am Tokyo saint. Deppo @DeppoInExile 18 Aug @JordanFlorit I now post as Tokyo Saint Also, I am from Glasgow. That joke was sent to me by someone living in Glasgow. Glaswegians are more than happy at laughing at their reputation for being rough. This is a joke about that. Like iron bru and heart disease this joke was made in Glasgow, . I would promote you to nemesis but I don't think you are qualified enough and are far too part time. Now why don't you find your dad and go and try and bait Turkish, he might be more interested in you. Edited 3 December, 2013 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 i get such a boner when people start ragging on tokyos! It's like christmas for bears! Where is grey crab? he usually has some pretty interesting observations to make about tokyos. I would like to hear his thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 He is on twitter as @DeppoInExile, drop him a tweet. Bring Norway in as well. It's bear's birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 Hello you sexy little German wanker For the 100,000,0000th time, I didn't report deppo. In fact Deppo is a fan - Deppo @DeppoInExile 26 Aug @SaintsWeb say hello to me on there. I am Tokyo saint. Deppo @DeppoInExile 18 Aug @JordanFlorit I now post as Tokyo Saint Also, I am from Glasgow. That joke was sent to me by someone living in Glasgow. Glaswegians are more than happy at laughing at their reputation for being rough. This is a joke about that. Like iron bru and heart disease this joke was made in Glasgow, . I would promote you to nemesis but I don't think you are qualified enough and are far too part time. Now why don't you find your dad and go and try and bait Turkish, he might be more interested in you. Oh, I thought that you had reported him for what you deemed to be a tasteless comment about a tragedy which led to him being banned. It just seems that you're doing the same thing. Incidently, I don't care where you're from, it makes no difference to the lack of taste of your "joke". I also don't understand the point about "finding my dad". What does that mean? And as for being your nemesis, do yourself a favour. You need to get a hobby which doesn't involve being a c*ck or trying to be as funny as Bearsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 You need to get a hobby which doesn't involve being a c*ck or trying to be as funny as Bearsy. Any ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 this is all good stuff, i especially like the bits where tokyos is compared in derogatory fashion with myself. I was stroking myself when i read that! The classic weasel motif is missing though, i prefer it when we think of tokyos as a slinking weasel, crawling around the forum trying to get good people ban. I dunno bout the joke tho. It seemed ok to me. Obviously it's nice to use it as a stick to beat tokyos with, but in general terms i think it passes the censor. I might of said it myself, if i had been clever enough to think of it. I mean, not if i was at the victims funeral or round their mum's house, but i might of posted it on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 I stole it from you bear. That's what I do when I am not weaseling and trying to get people (mainly you) the ban. Therefore, technically you are the sick bastard that ludders should be hating on. I am going to report your joke just in case. Meet you in the usual place after the ban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 this is all good stuff, i especially like the bits where tokyos is compared in derogatory fashion with myself. I was stroking myself when i read that! The classic weasel motif is missing though, i prefer it when we think of tokyos as a slinking weasel, crawling around the forum trying to get good people ban. I dunno bout the joke tho. It seemed ok to me. Obviously it's nice to use it as a stick to beat tokyos with, but in general terms i think it passes the censor. I might of said it myself, if i had been clever enough to think of it. I mean, not if i was at the victims funeral or round their mum's house, but i might of posted it on here. I don't actually have objection to the joke, Bearsy, you got me there. What I object to, as would many who appreciated Deppos posts, is that Tokyo got him banned by complaining about a tasteless joke about a tragedy, but now it seems its ok to make those sort of jokes. The problem with Tokyo is he has double standards, is happy to report posters and spends far toomuch time trying to be funny. I know that there's a number of posters who hold him responsible for getting a good poster banned and for that reason alone, he I consider him to be a ***t. A hypocritical ***t. And that's meout of posts. I'm off to all the other forums I frequent to seek out my other, proper nemesis' (what a ***t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 Oh now it's bear's joke, the joke is actually alright? And I am the hypocrite with double standards! Mods, please can you confirm I have never actually reported anyone. Where is justice Mike these days? Spud can you get him to confirm this so that Ludwig and Norway (the number of posters!) can stop following me around. I am flattered that all 3 of your posts have been used on me thou x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 3 December, 2013 Share Posted 3 December, 2013 I don't actually have objection to the joke, Bearsy, you got me there. What I object to, as would many who appreciated Deppos posts, is that Tokyo got him banned by complaining about a tasteless joke about a tragedy, but now it seems its ok to make those sort of jokes. The problem with Tokyo is he has double standards, is happy to report posters and spends far toomuch time trying to be funny. I know that there's a number of posters who hold him responsible for getting a good poster banned and for that reason alone, he I consider him to be a ***t. A hypocritical ***t. And that's meout of posts. I'm off to all the other forums I frequent to seek out my other, proper nemesis' (what a ***t) i was only occasional lurkster when deppo was here but i enjoyed reading his posts cos they was often lols + i thought it was bad when the dumb mods banned him. I missed the whole thing when him + tokyos was fall out, I trawled through the archives one time trying to find out bout it but the mods had sanatised all the good stuff so i couldn't really make it out. I gathered it was bout deppo doing jokes bout the tsunami tho. I like to think of the whole affair as "Watergate" I don't reckon tokyos done report tho. I think ur wrong bout that. He was probably bit crybaby or whatever, but then i can get that way if people is make jokes bout stuff that is personal to me, like when people is making jokes bout people afflicted with Jumbo Penis Syndrome Lets all just be friends tho, yeah? Bygones be bygones. In future when we call tokyos cunt, like we often do, lets do it with that wry smile + twinkle in our eye. It's what baby jesus would of wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 4 December, 2013 Share Posted 4 December, 2013 I don't actually have objection to the joke, Bearsy, you got me there. What I object to, as would many who appreciated Deppos posts, is that Tokyo got him banned by complaining about a tasteless joke about a tragedy, but now it seems its ok to make those sort of jokes. The problem with Tokyo is he has double standards, is happy to report posters and spends far toomuch time trying to be funny. I know that there's a number of posters who hold him responsible for getting a good poster banned and for that reason alone, he I consider him to be a ***t. A hypocritical ***t. And that's meout of posts. I'm off to all the other forums I frequent to seek out my other, proper nemesis' (what a ***t) Nemeses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 4 December, 2013 Author Share Posted 4 December, 2013 I don't reckon tokyos done report tho. I think ur wrong bout that. He was probably bit crybaby or whatever, but then i can get that way if people is make jokes bout stuff that is personal to me, like when people is making jokes bout people afflicted with Jumbo Penis Syndrome I don't think he reported Deppo either, at the end of the day, for all his macho man bravado, he is as much a slinking weasel coward as you is a rainbow lace wearing uphill gardener.. Nemeses. Nemesi (sod that just looked on WikiPedia and you is correct) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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