saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Originally Posted by saintbletch There was a young man from Caerphilly. Originally Posted by Fowllyd Who idolised Milli Vanilli Originally Posted by saintbletch He once mimed to a song. Originally Posted by Fowllyd Which awakened his schlong And then he was sick from his willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young lady who'd grunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 (edited) There was a young lady who'd grunt. The back looks worse than the front Edited 7 March, 2014 by Halo Stickman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 So when she met a young man (Am I allowed 2 lines in one go?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young lady who'd grunt. The back looks better than the front And as for the smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young lady who'd grunt. The back looks better than the front And as for the smell. That's quite bad as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 tHErE wAS A yOUnG pINT Of oRANGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young lady who'd grunt. The back looks better than the front And as for the smell. If I might quote Jacques Brel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young lady who'd grunt. The back looks better than the front And as for the smell. That's quite bad as well After 3 pints I'd still lick her stamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 I've changed better to worse because it scans better, or worse, I'm not sure. Choose whichever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 After 3 pints I'd still lick her stamp. I was gonna say that doesn't rhyme, but I see what you've done there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 And then bletch sucked him off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 there was a young tokyos called banal grape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 There was a young lady who'd grunt. The back looks worse than the front And as for the smell. If I might quote Jacques Brel "She stinks like a facking skunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 there was a young tokyos called banal grape Who bathed with his FI Law in spates. Then along came a bear..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 boner boner hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 7 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 7 March, 2014 tHErE wAS A yOUnG pINT Of oRANGE Beginners error Bear. You start it, you got to finish it. But I'll humour you. Who set out to climb Mount Blorenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Then along came a bear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 tHErE wAS A yOUnG pINT Of oRANGE Beginners error Bear. You start it, you got to finish it. But I'll humour you. Who set out to climb Mount Blorenge. And boner boner of big boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 "She stinks like a facking skunk" Yes, I do believe that line appears in a Brel song. Well, it did after I translated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 With brown curly hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 Who punched a bar maid and boned someone behind foam cut for you saying it was a travelodge in orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 March, 2014 Share Posted 7 March, 2014 there was a young tokyos called tokyos who had anal sex with some blokyos he didn't get aids but they did and that is the end of the limerickyos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 9 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 9 March, 2014 Anagrams for Neil Custis Or The Sun's Neil Custis ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 10 March, 2014 Share Posted 10 March, 2014 Anagrams for Neil Custis Or The Sun's Neil Custis ? C u nt is lies or The Sun’s C u nt is lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 10 March, 2014 Share Posted 10 March, 2014 Banana – she’s a fruit throwing racist. Bandana – she’s into All Kinds of Everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 10 March, 2014 Share Posted 10 March, 2014 Bondage Marina. 5 knots max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 10 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 10 March, 2014 C u nt is lies or The Sun’s C u nt is lies. As he's a journalist, I was drawn to the Bearesque accusatory... Is lies, c*nt! And before I die, I'd really like to go to a Japanese supermarket and buy a couple of... Eel's c*nt sushi tins Mmm. Tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 10 March, 2014 Share Posted 10 March, 2014 As he's a journalist, I was drawn to the Bearesque accusatory... Is lies, c*nt! Like that. But if I may be pedantic, I didn’t have an exclamation mark or a comma to work with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Peat Bogs. Does he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Back to this again? Can we not have more about Turkey man. He bums Turkey, does he? etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) EDIT: This was Tokyo-Saint. I've actually got a really, really, really interesting development in my forum analysis to share with the world, Toke. Toke? Toke? Toke? Don't run away. This is fascinating. I've analysed how much time we each waste on here, or to put it another way, how much time we spend away from here. I've plotted each of the last (upto) 500 posts on a graph by day (x axis), hour of the day (y axis), length of post (radius or dot) and day of week (colour of dot). So, guess which complete saddo this is? Blue dots = weekday posts Yellow dots = weekend posts The larger the dot, the longer the post* *This is only a guideline at the moment and isn't very accurate for technical reasons. Edited 17 March, 2014 by saintbletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 It's a bit blurry - what res you using?? Although if you stare at it long enough a mug appears from the out of focus blobs. Is it Tokyo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 The blue dots spell out Pap but from the title 'complete sado' I am guessing it is any one of us. The lack of weekend post make me think that is might be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 clearly a muppet, you can see a concentration on the midweek evening that coincides with BAP! don't think it's me tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 The blue dots spell out Pap but from the title 'complete sado' I am guessing it is any one of us. The lack of weekend post make me think that is might be me. I'm not as active on weekends either. Been particularly quiet the last couple of weekends. Could be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 You were involved in Bap thou Pap so can't be you. Most excited Bap viewers were obviously me and bear. It is one of us. The heavy posting after 4pm makes me think it is bear as that's what time the foam cut to size manager goes to watch deal or no deal. However, it is probably me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 It's a bit blurry - what res you using?? Although if you stare at it long enough a mug appears from the out of focus blobs. Is it Tokyo? Assuming this is a genuine comment...it's an SVG image To Wanc Onto. This means it should scale automatically as you zoom in. Try opening the image in another window and zooming in. Not surprised you saw a mug though, was it a complete and utter one? The blue dots spell out Pap but from the title 'complete sado' I am guessing it is any one of us. The lack of weekend post make me think that is might be me. Yes Toke, that's your sad posting frequency. Actually you're not as sad as some (or me for that matter)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 To be fair some of the afternoon thickness is the build up to Bap and then the night posting is Bap itself. Can't blame me for that though, that was the forum equivalent to the finale of breaking bad. Everyone logged in for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) EDIT: This was pap. Not sure there is the scope to play the hilarious 'guess the poster' game that we all so enjoyed with the word clouds, but let's see how we go. I'm sure Rain Man pap will work it out somehow. Edited 17 March, 2014 by saintbletch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I'm sure Rain Man pap will work it out somehow. Fk, so now I have autism as well as Asperger's? Et tu, bletchus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I’m missing out on bletch’s latest chapter of hilarious word fun – try as I might, my silly little netbook won’t open those bloody dot pictures. What can I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Just star at the wall for 30 secs and then ask if it is some regular poster. You'll have a fair chance of success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 If you stare into a mirror in a dimly lit room, so that you can only see a rough outline of your face, after a while your brain fills in the missing bits, but it’s not always you. For instance, the other day I turned into Hannibal Lecter complete with muzzle. So that’s my answer. Is it right, bletch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Fk, so now I have autism as well as Asperger's? Et tu, bletchus? No your autism is turned up to 11, papster. It's bordering on savantism, if I'm a judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 If you stare into a mirror in a dimly lit room, so that you can only see a rough outline of your face, after a while your brain fills in the missing bits, but it’s not always you. For instance, the other day I turned into Hannibal Lecter complete with muzzle. So that’s my answer. Is it right, bletch? Closer than you think Halo. That was pap! It's OK, you're not missing out on much. There are no words, and no real point guessing with these either. Try opening the image in a new tab. Try saving the image to disk and opening it from there. All modern browsers I've tried can open and view an SVG image. I'll upload some more later and name and shame, just to see who is the saddest F5'er on TSW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Closer than you think Halo. That was pap! It's OK, you're not missing out on much. There are no words, and no real point guessing with these either. Try opening the image in a new tab. Try saving the image to disk and opening it from there. All modern browsers I've tried can open and view an SVG image. I'll upload some more later and name and shame, just to see who is the saddest F5'er on TSW. Cheers bletch, problem sorted – I was previously browsing with Internet Explorer, which doesn’t seem to open svg files. Those plots are a good graphic illustration of something that has long been a source of wonderment to me, namely, how do people with work, family and other commitments find so much time to post on here? It’s not as if pap and Tokyo are even amongst the most frequent posters on here – not by a long way, compared to some, I suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Defence - take down the garden perimeter Designer - man who removes roadside information Despot - acne cream Deliberate - put a parolee back in jail Define - refund a parking ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Forum – as they created this place for him, you’d think um pahars would post more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 (edited) Fixtures? No, mine's still not working. Edited 18 March, 2014 by Halo Stickman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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