Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Just because you live in a s****y road in Birmingham, that's no reason to look down your nose at the rest of us! Sw an ky is considered a swear word ??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 You mean bout when wayne had colleen's eyebrows removed + grafted to his scalp? I'm v.particular bout eyebrows! I dunno why birds pluck them so thin! Even bros is at it now. Check the bro out in this movie trailer! [video=youtube_share;vxyRGF9ZxIo] I'm a big fan of a fair bit of bush. Not Healey. More Delevingne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Me too. My favourite is Lily Collins. I think she's well s****y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Hummadahummada... I may be unavailable for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Yeah that is nice photo! I like her hair, that short, textured chop is perfectly tousled yet does not show obvious signs of styling. Looks to me like the hair was rough dried and waved using a one-inch barrel iron. The blue eyeshadow is also so on-trend right now. Shame she's only 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I can wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 oh my god dbl dibs no backsies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Actually, i might need backsies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Phwoar http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/levison-wood-ex-brit-soldier-overcomes-4912013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Yeah that is nice photo! I like her hair, that short, textured chop is perfectly tousled yet does not show obvious signs of styling. Looks to me like the hair was rough dried and waved using a one-inch barrel iron. The blue eyeshadow is also so on-trend right now. Shame she's only 14. Have you just copied and pasted this from some website. Or are you a hairdresser? Excellent technical knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 don't make like u can intimidate us with beef, lou. We like beef! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Phwoar http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/levison-wood-ex-brit-soldier-overcomes-4912013 Any man who can walk on water gets my vote Lou. Don't tell MLG though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 i wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 i wood. If you had a choice - this guy, or Pelle. Who would you go for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I think Pelle would be hung like a horse. If I was giving I would go for him. If receiving, water walker. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I wood, of course, be thinking of Lou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I think Pelle would be hung like a horse. If I was giving I would go for him. If receiving, water walker. HTH. Oh wow. I'm speechless. Might need a couple of moments to recover....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 i might have gone for pelle if i hadn't just found out he fucks goats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 i might have gone for pelle if i hadn't just found out he fucks goats And we eat anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I wood, of course, be thinking of Lou. Thanks Goatboy, good to know I've still got some friends on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I like how you handle these innuendos + things lou. I'm interested in it. It's interesting. Bletch must have dropped half a dozen on you in this thread alone + mostly you wisely choose to Not Understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 It's possible. Ask Brian. Good to see grammar policing checks at the Muppet Show border, Jeff. Keep up the good work. BTW, is it Mason's? Surely, it's just Masons. Unless it's the may of the Masons. If it is, perhaps it should then be May instead? Or, it could be a May well that belongs to a single Mason. Not that I know what a May well is - perhaps it's a deep shaft through which fluid can be coaxed, but only during May? (I've got one of those, BTW). Of course, you might more accurately refer to them as 'masons - if you're still keen to get an apostrophe involved. *Because no matter how much of a pompous arse you are, there's always a more pompous arse waiting in the wings. x Damn autocorrect...problem with posting on your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 I like how you handle these innuendos + things lou. I'm interested in it. It's interesting. Bletch must have dropped half a dozen on you in this thread alone + mostly you wisely choose to Not Understand. Only way to keep a level of decorum on this thread. Someone's got to do it. (Plus I genuinely don't get half the boy-gags). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 How many boy gags do you have Lou? I may be interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 January, 2015 How many boy gags do you have Lou? I may be interested. Depends on the size of the boy, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 soundproof, GB! Ur sposed to soundproof before you stock ur cellars! Amateur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Lou's gaff (before she rented dishwasher): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 This is all making me laugh, but I still don't get jokes! Bloody convent schools - teach you nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 soundproof, GB! Ur sposed to soundproof before you stock ur cellars! Amateur Its ok Bear, they're not at my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Lou's gaff (before she rented dishwasher): Whoaa! How did we get here?! This is like a twisted version of the word game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Whoaa! How did we get here?! This is like a twisted version of the word game. You've never read Bearsy's version of 50 Shades of Gray have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Whoaa! How did we get here?! This is like a twisted version of the word game. Spot the boy gag. Where are you going to put your little kisses Lou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Damn autocorrect...problem with posting on your phone. From won pompous arse to another, Jeff, if your going to be on people's cases for what they type, then you'll have to type correct yourselve. Which is why I try not to point out grammar and spelling issues on here, because I'd hate to set myself up as some sort of paragon of penmanship, only to have my own errors pointed out to me. Toke is the exception of course, because a) he's my son and b) Toke's a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 You've never read Bearsy's version of 50 Shades of Gray have you? No, but that would be some perfect bedtime reading...where do I find it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 January, 2015 You've never read Bearsy's version of 50 Shades of Gray have you? Jeff's right lou. If you were left wondering how the Bear won the TMS vote in all the best categories (I'm not bitter), then read his 50 Shades of Grey review. It's moderately funny, in an ill-educated, poorly conjugated, childish sort of way. But the giggling masses on here (who read it with one hand - if you know what I mean) found it very funny. This meant that overnight, Bear became some sort of TMS Noddy Holder or Roy Wood, forever dining out on a previous moment of glory. Every TMS Awards season the PRS cheque comes in as people sing along with the chorus - and Bear doesn't even need to post in TMS anymore to win. As I said, I'm over it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?40524-Bearsy-Investigates-50-Shades-Of-Grey&highlight=shades+grey#.VKsVm9KsUtc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 (edited) http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?40524-Bearsy-Investigates-50-Shades-Of-Grey#.VKsW8tKsVFs yeah, that. I actually sat & re-wrote the first few chapters the other day in a pompous, professorial, bletch-type voice. I was thinking I would do movie tie-in or something! But then I gave up. It was bad enough first time round! Edited 5 January, 2015 by Bearsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 From won pompous arse to another, Jeff, if your going to be on people's cases for what they type, then you'll have to type correct yourselve. Which is why I try not to point out grammar and spelling issues on here, because I'd hate to set myself up as some sort of paragon of penmanship, only to have my own errors pointed out to me. Toke is the exception of course, because a) he's my son and b) Toke's a ****. There is no excuse for using 'of' instead of 'have', especially when it is someone like SS doing it, one of my, ahem, followers. It's like when people use 'brought' instead of 'bought'. No excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Jeff's right lou. If you were left wondering how the Bear won the TMS vote in all the best categories (I'm not bitter), then read his 50 Shades of Grey review. It's moderately funny, in an ill-educated, poorly conjugated, childish sort of way. But the giggling masses on here (who read it with one hand - if you know what I mean) found it very funny. This meant that overnight, Bear became some sort of TMS Noddy Holder or Roy Wood, forever dining out on a previous moment of glory. Every TMS Awards season the PRS cheque comes in as people sing along with the chorus - and Bear doesn't even need to post in TMS anymore to win. As I said, I'm over it though. Bit harsh on Roy Wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 There is no excuse for using 'of' instead of 'have', especially when it is someone like SS doing it, one of my, ahem, followers. It's like when people use 'brought' instead of 'bought'. No excuse. Unbelievable Jeff creating the handbook for his personal Stasi right there. Papervorkz pls, as a heavily and comedically accented Bear might say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 5 January, 2015 Author Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Oh God, here we go again. "Bear, you're so funny" "Bear, can you write a bit where Christian copulates with a 32lb Carp? Only I can't get wood unless I think about fishing" "Bear, could you type the next chapter whilst gauging your own core body temperature using the middle digit of your left hand?" "Bear....where....is....the....next....chapt....er....I've...been...up....all......night....practicing....trantric....masturbation....and...need....to...know....if....Christian....has....shown...her....the...room...yet....hurry....up....I...need....to....leave....for....work." "Bear, I just came. I really love you." Also lou, if you're as keen a language analyst as me (who isn't?), then you'll enjoy Bearsy's lexical transformation. It's almost as if, in real life, he's really an intelligent, talented writer, who comes on here and pretends to write like a 4 year old with a blue Smartie addiction, and occasionally forgets the 'voice' he's supposed to be using. Look out for all the plurals, that was Bearsy 2012's shtick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 Sssssshhutttuppbletttchh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 There is no excuse for using 'of' instead of 'have', especially when it is someone like SS doing it, one of my, ahem, followers. It's like when people use 'brought' instead of 'bought'. No excuse. Or 'compus mentus' instead of 'compos mentis' perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 5 January, 2015 Share Posted 5 January, 2015 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?40524-Bearsy-Investigates-50-Shades-Of-Grey#.VKsW8tKsVFs yeah, that. I actually sat & re-wrote the first few chapters the other day in a pompous, professorial, bletch-type voice. I was thinking I would do movie tie-in or something! But then I gave up. It was bad enough first time round! Ooh, Bearsy, it's so long! I'm going to have to finish reading another night...it's been thrilling so far... x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 6 January, 2015 Share Posted 6 January, 2015 Or 'compus mentus' instead of 'compos mentis' perhaps? Meh, that's just lazy spelling, the other words actually have different meanings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 January, 2015 Share Posted 6 January, 2015 Ooh, Bearsy, it's so long!...it's been thrilling so far... x All this smutty innuendo is making me queasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 6 January, 2015 Share Posted 6 January, 2015 Ooh, Bearsy, it's so long! Omg that's a keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo Stickman Posted 6 January, 2015 Share Posted 6 January, 2015 This is all making me laugh, but I still don't get jokes! Bloody convent schools - teach you nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 6 January, 2015 Share Posted 6 January, 2015 She's teasing you bear. She's one of those shallow birds that will keep you dangling until the very last minute, and then she'll just go out and hire another dishwasher for the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 6 January, 2015 Share Posted 6 January, 2015 She's teasing you bear. She's one of those shallow birds that will keep you dangling until the very last minute, and then she'll just go out and hire another dishwasher for the evening. See Hutch I'm glad you have her sussed like I did. Dishwasher of course would be a rented Chippendale type, chained to the sink, not one of the electromechanical ones. Anyway, ANYWAY, WTF went on with this thread. I partake in my weekly visit to my local to demonstrate my massive knowledge of all things general, upon my return to this thread I see it has descended into tonsorial discussion and smutty innuendo that the ex-convent one is, rather transparently, ignoring to further her own titillation. And :- Who the **** is Lily Collins? And :- If you think swanky should get by the swear filter you should try typing in Scunthorpe. And :- 2 nuns in the shower, "Where's the soap?" says one, "It does" says the other. And some joke about nuns doing press ups in the vegetable patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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