Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Anal is wicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I always advocate a patient approach. It make take a bit longer, but the euphoria In the end is worth it. Absolutely! When the chunky little beast is resting up in the sack I get a real rush. Then I heave her up where I want her and fire off a few shots, before I free her carefully, allowing her to rest in my hands, regaining her strength before her elegant journey home. I wish her well and hope a fellow angler has such luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Anal is wicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Anal is wicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I know! It's embarrassing! There we are having a perfectly reasonable carp fishing conversation and Jonnyboy butts in bigtime with the Anal bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Absolutely! When the chunky little beast is resting up in the sack I get a real rush. Then I heave her up where I want her and fire off a few shots, before I free her carefully, allowing her to rest in my hands, regaining her strength before her elegant journey home. I wish her well and hope a fellow angler has such luck. I can tell from the way you describe it, you have real talent. You've obviously honed your skills over many years. It's a shame more people can't benefit from what is clearly a labour of love for you. But if ever you need someone to hold your rod for you, do let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 (edited) Sorry, got overexcited and my tourettes kicked in. I just spurted it out everywhere Edited 20 February, 2015 by Jonnyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I know! It's embarrassing! There we are having a perfectly reasonable carp fishing conversation and Jonnyboy butts in bigtime with the Anal bomb! It was totally off topic! Where's St Chalet when you need him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Sorry, got overexcited and my tourettes kicked in. I just spurred it out everywhere You've got a one track mind Jonnyboy. Not everything is about sex, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I deserve a ban. Three's a crowd and I deserve punishing. Hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I can tell from the way you describe it, you have real talent. You've obviously honed your skills over many years. It's a shame more people can't benefit from what is clearly a labour of love for you. But if ever you need someone to hold your rod for you, do let me know. Why would I want someone to hold my rod? That cost good money Lou. Unless you can prove you're capable of handling it gently, that baby is staying firmly in my palm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Why would I want someone to hold my rod? That cost good money Lou. Unless you can prove you're capable of handling it gently, that baby is staying firmly in my palm. Only if I can help in any way. I do have a fairly light touch. But if you prefer me to fulfil other roles, I'm happy to take your instructions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Only if I can help in any way. I do have a fairly light touch. But if you prefer me to fulfil other roles, I'm happy to take your instructions. I'm quite precise Cl. How's your eyesight? I like to see my knots well bedded and my rings greased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Only read if you are Goatboy: Goatboy. You should definitely PM Lou. I can tell she is flirting with you. Ask her to come fishing with you. I reckon you'll definitely get your trout tickled! Trust me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I deserve a ban. Three's a crowd and I deserve punishing. Hard. Come over here, and I'll give you a good talking to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Yo Jb. We are totally in here. Don't let on to Lou that I have PMD you. Them feminists is bang filthy Jb!!!! I'll bring the grater and the cable ties again yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Only read if you are Goatboy: Goatboy. You should definitely PM Lou. I can tell she is flirting with you. Ask her to come fishing with you. I reckon you'll definitely get your trout tickled! Trust me! What are you talking about Jonny? You've got a wild imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 You lot are weird. Plus, no one answered my original point from earlier, that the journalism was p*ss poor. It's such a horrendously written article, but obviously that doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 OK I'm out of my depth now. Bye! *scuttles back into hole* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 You lot are weird. Plus, no one answered my original point from earlier, that the journalism was p*ss poor. It's such a horrendously written article, but obviously that doesn't matter. No, you are weird, luv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 No, you are weird, luv. Come on, man up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 And why won't you rise to my baiting? This is very disappointing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Come on, man up. I'm not a man, I don't need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 I'm not a man, I don't need to. That's my gravestone sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 And why won't you rise to my baiting? This is very disappointing What baiting??! Youre not a very good baiter if it's that hard to spot it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 What baiting??! Youre not a very good baiter if it's that hard to spot it. Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. You schmooze you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. Trolling is so 2014. Feminism is what the cool kids are on now. Get with the times, old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 20 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 20 February, 2015 You schmooze you lose. Is Steve Grant such a legend now he gets named dropped in TMS? Is this when you know you've really made it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. (What a waste of our £5 subs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 20 February, 2015 Share Posted 20 February, 2015 (What a waste of our £5 subs) He buys nice curry with your money ... (sorry Steve) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Hmpfh. I've lost my touch obviously. I was moaning to SteveGrant tonight (in person, over curry) that I'm 39 this year and feeling ancient, obviously losing my touch on trolling too. I felt sorry for you. Hope you're happy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 He buys nice curry with your money ... (sorry Steve) I would be outraged if it wasn't a good curry. Good value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 You've got a one track mind Jonnyboy. Not everything is about sex, you know. Surely ,CL, you must know by now that as far as men are concerned only three things matter: food, sex and football, but not necessarily in that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Surely ,CL, you must know by now that as far as men are concerned only three things matter: food, sex and football, but not necessarily in that order. Men are very simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Men are very simple. ...and easily pleased. At least, I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2015 ...and easily pleased. Now that has not been my experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Back on topic, these are what I rock when I go running. Granted it's been a while, what with my busted knee n all, so I'm a bit bigger at the moment. As you can see, I like to stay on brand: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Back on topic, these are what I rock when I go running. Granted it's been a while, what with my busted knee n all, so I'm a bit bigger at the moment. As you can see, I like to stay on brand: Are they candy crush leggings? Is that a pic of you? I like your nail varnish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Are they candy crush leggings? Is that a pic of you? I like your nail varnish! Yes. Yes. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Yes. Yes. Thanks. You have nice legs. And hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 You have nice legs. And hands. Oh you, stop flirting. You'll make me blush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 21 February, 2015 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2015 Oh you, stop flirting. You'll make me blush. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 21 February, 2015 Share Posted 21 February, 2015 xxx I need an adult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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