The Corporate World

[Turkish]

Saw this and kind of resonated 

 

[benjii]

Play the game. Nod along, pretend to give a shit about whatever bollocks is fashionable (trannies etc.), insist on decent pay rises and bonuses, make strategic moves.

It's a dance.

[whelk]

Essential that your vocabulary evolves to circle back and take topics offline to help shift the dial whilst listening to the mood music and its cadence. And don’t mimic squeezing the fit bird’s tits as if milking them

[Turkish]

4 hours ago, whelk said:

Essential that your vocabulary evolves to circle back and take topics offline to help shift the dial whilst listening to the mood music and its cadence. And don’t mimic squeezing the fit bird’s tits as if milking them

I’ve spent this week being laser focused whilst doubling down on key prospects. It’s all about accretive business which we can from nailing our GTM strategy at next weeks town hall. 

[Weston Super Saint]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

I’ve spent this week being laser focused whilst doubling down on key prospects. It’s all about accretive business which we can from nailing our GTM strategy at next weeks town hall. 

Does this mean you've been to work?

[Farmer Saint]

This is where I love the fact that I no longer properly work in the corporate world. Bunch of cunts. They still want my advice though 😂

Edited June 20 by Farmer Saint

[rooney]

What's happened to the low hanging fruit and blue sky thinking?

[Farmer Saint]

12 minutes ago, rooney said:

What's happened to the low hanging fruit and blue sky thinking?

It's still picked, and encouraged, but you've still got to play the fucking game.