Addicted to watching Saints or addicted to watching porn , which is worse ?

[64saint]

As another year ends my addiction to watching Southampton football club, usually ruining  my weekend is no nearer being cured. I do sometimes wish I was addicted to porn, at least there's a good chance of a satisfactory ending even at my age but this, watching Saints ,it's 90 minutes of hope, despairs and questioning every life choice I've ever made!!! 

 Does anyone have any cures, help lines to phone etc:   All replys of course will be taken seriously 🙄

Edited 31 December, 2025 by 64saint

[Turkish]

The difference is watching porn can make you feel a bit inadequate, watching Saints makes you believe there is still a chance of making it as a pro footballer

[skintsaint]

[Farmer Saint]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

The difference is watching porn can make you feel a bit inadequate, watching Saints makes you believe there is still a chance of making it as a pro footballer

That's why I only watch porn with kids, dwarves or midgets as I'm always bigger than they are.

 

 

 

 

 

That is, of course, a joke. I would never watch porn with dwarves or midgets.

[Gloucester Saint]

One is watched by wankers, the other is played by wankers.