Domestic Heating Oil 'Scandal'

[The Kraken]

3 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Looks like they kept misreading "annus" when you kept saying how much it didn't bother you. 🙂

Not too far from the truth actually. Back then, there was a swear filter on the forum and it would x-out a swear word. But you could get around it by typing an italics letter in there. So I made a post saying something tepid like “football is fucking great” and Justice Mike swung the ban hammer. I didn’t notice for a week or so but responded with “fuck me, Just Mike has given me an infraction”. So he gave me another one. And quite right too!

[Weston Super Saint]

18 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

2012 was an annus mirabilis.

23rd December!  Fucking scrooge!

Edited yesterday at 19:06 by Weston Super Saint

[The Kraken]

1 minute ago, Gloucester Saint said:

‘Image regarding Alpine’ - wonder what that was about?

I may have posted a pic of a distressingly obese man and made reference to the Austrian dweller’s previous admission that he struggled to find a tripleXL saints shirt in the club shop.

[CB Fry]

Covers most of the bases here.

[The Kraken]

A fine accumulation 🤣

[whelk]

13 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

A fine accumulation 🤣

Although was expecting to see ‘withering put-down’

[The Kraken]

14 minutes ago, whelk said:

Although was expecting to see ‘withering put-down’

“Bellend comment” probably had that covered I reckon.

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, The Kraken said:

2012 was an annus mirabilis.

Warning are for pussies you’re nothing unless you’ve had 5 infractions 

[Turkish]

It’s nothing personal it’s (serious) business 

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, CB Fry said:

Covers most of the bases here.

Warning: ‘Bellend comment’ 😂😂

Edited 22 hours ago by Gloucester Saint

[The Kraken]

41 minutes ago, Turkish said:

It’s nothing personal it’s (serious) business 

A four pointer!

[CB Fry]

42 minutes ago, Turkish said:

It’s nothing personal it’s (serious) business 

3rd October 2015

Chelsea 1-3 Southampton 

Mods 0-4 Turks

[Gloucester Saint]

8 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

A four pointer!

Question is: what would have constituted a 4 pointer?

CB got 2 points for calling someone a Bellend, so it must have been a Whelk-esque cunting.

[Turkish]

16 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

A four pointer!

It was for using the word mongboard - one man’s offensive comment is another man’s statement of fact 

[Turkish]

31 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

A four pointer!

Just looking back at the glory days of this forum through the lens of infractions. I got a 6 pointer in 2010. 💪💪

[The Kraken]

Just now, Turkish said:

Just looking back at the glory days of this forum through the lens of infractions. I got a 6 pointer in 2010. 💪💪

Was it twelve in total for the ban stick to be wielded? I think it might have been.

Tougher times back then. The mods had to work harder for their annual Coriander Lounge trip.

[Turkish]

10 hours ago, The Kraken said:

Was it twelve in total for the ban stick to be wielded? I think it might have been.

Tougher times back then. The mods had to work harder for their annual Coriander Lounge trip.

It was indeed. 
 

I applied to be a mod once still waiting on Steve Grants call back