Chuck Norris R.I.P.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Conservative Christian, author and action hero Chuck Norris has died.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt

Our thoughts are with his family, friends and fans.

While he may not have liked the memes, we can look forward to Satan giving up, and an age of peace on Earth, now Chuck is with his god.

[tdmickey3]

[Sheaf Saint]

Death finally plucked up the courage to take him then. 

RIP Chuck.

[ChristopheVAFC]

RIP Legend ! 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

39 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Death finally plucked up the courage to take him then. 

RIP Chuck.

Death was just a taxi driver to Chuck's next adventure, and asked for an autograph from his idol on the way.

[skintsaint]

2 hours ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Death finally plucked up the courage to take him then. 

RIP Chuck.

Had to get him in his sleep.

didn't watch too much of his stuff but still love the legendary Bruce Lee face off in The Way of the Dragon.

Was a hairy mofo.

Edited 12 hours ago by skintsaint

[Guided Missile]

Chuck Norris, the greatest human who ever lived! Just some of his feats:
* When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
* When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice.
* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
* Time waits for no man; unless that man is Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris doesn’t write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
* Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
* Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
* When God said, “Let there be LIGHT!” Chuck Norris said, “Say, please.”
* Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
* The flu has to get Chuck Norris shots every year.