Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Anyone fancy swopping for a month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Yeah I do, in before anyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 August, 2008 OK then, you send me a picture of the goods, and I will consider the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Fine by me. Mine's in New Zealand and you've not got long as we've just signed our divorce papers. Just got to get them witnessed, so I still qualify for a few weeks. Now, where do I pick up yours..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 OK then, you send me a picture of the goods, and I will consider the deal. See PM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Strangely enough, I got invited to a swingers party last month. I'm single and they wanted 5 single blokes to turn up & **** the desperate wives. Sadly, I chickened out For what reason did you chicken out ? Where they all munters ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 For what reason did you chicken out ? Where they all munters ? Didn't get that far to see what they looked like. It just seemed a bit odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Didn't get that far to see what they looked like. It just seemed a bit odd I would've thought that any red blooded single male would've jumped at the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Bates - sort your avatar out, it is not christmas ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Dog, did you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe. How did she get the long neck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I know someone who took his girlfriend to one. He is fat 50 and grey & she is 38 quite pretty and blonde. After she'd walked around sucking off about 8 blokes and having it doggy from about another 4 men, he decided to try his luck, the first bird he tried it on with told him to FLICK OFF, and so did the second, third and fourth. So he got in a strop with his girlfriend and went to his car. She turned up 2 hours later walking like a baby giraffe. I bet they're not together anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Where did the other thread go ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 How did she get the long neck? I think she got more than one long neck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Where did the other thread go ? What was so offensive about that thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 It was bordering on paedophilia tbf, speaking about possible s e x with underage girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 What was so offensive about that thread? You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I bet they're not together anymore They are actually, he loves to see her flirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Dog, did you get? Yes thanks, was that your mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 You. My chances are obviously looking slim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 a bad, bad idea IMO imagine watching your mrs getting it, would ruin me for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 f**king mods. Had nothing to do with paedophilia!! There was one post about a dilema so why dont they just delete that one. I want a refund of my £5 if the posts I paid for are deleted. Power Hungry Tossers I deleted it, as I didn't like the way it was going. One poster had already admitted to statutory rape of an underage girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 August, 2008 Author Share Posted 19 August, 2008 a bad, bad idea IMO imagine watching your mrs getting it, would ruin me for life How do you know, you've never seen her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy. We still laugh at my friend to this day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy. We still laugh at my friend to this day! I love these 'my friend' stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Just imagine if your Mum was caught dogging by police in a tent on a beach. Loads of men having a go, and your Dad watching.... followed by a page spread in The Sun and Echo about your Mummy. We still laugh at my friend to this day! You got a link to the papers of this one scotty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I deleted it, as I didn't like the way it was going. One poster had already admitted to statutory rape of an underage girl. Who was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 You got a link to the papers of this one scotty? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article72560.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Who was that? I think it was probably me:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I think it was probably me:mad: naughty naughty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 My chances are obviously looking slim For what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article72560.ece That made me lol! Has he disowned his mum? I bloody would! I would also possibly change my nme and relocate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 My chances are obviously looking slim For what ? Run! She has you in her tractor beams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Run! She has you in her tractor beams! WTF are tractor beams ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 That made me lol! Has he disowned his mum? I bloody would! I would also possibly change my nme and relocate! Nah but he was obviously pretty f00king p1ssed off with her!! He takes the stick well tbf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 WTF are tractor beams ? I may have spelt it wrong... tracter beams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghornatwork Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I may have spelt it wrong... tracter beams? WTF are tracter beams??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Nah but he was obviously pretty f00king p1ssed off with her!! He takes the stick well tbf! I doubt he has a choice! That or suicide! I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghornatwork Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 He takes the stick well tbf! Gets it from his mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 WTF are tractor beams ? WTF are tracter beams??! I was right first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_beam Gotta love Sticky Wiki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I doubt he has a choice! That or suicide! I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes! Well, his nickname is "Bay". He doesn't like it when we're on a lads holiday though and girls ask why he is called said nickname!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I was right first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_beam Gotta love Sticky Wiki Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Freak. I said Wiki not Vicky! Why you in such a grump today?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I said Wiki not Vicky! Why you in such a grump today?! Because I'm female & I can. Want a sour apple ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Ah the red river flows. I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 Ah the red river flows. I see I've already mentioned that was last week, do keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 August, 2008 Share Posted 19 August, 2008 I've already mentioned that was last week, do keep up. Sorry I was not on here much last week! Boss was in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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