Miltonaggro

Now shay it in a Danishhhh voice and imagine a voice over by Ankus Rasmussen…

Christ, that's horrible!

Run like a dodgy seaside kebab shop!

If we are in this division next season and we don’t sign this man, Melton Mowbray will deserve the Sweeney Todd treatment! 🪓 ✂️ 🥎 🥎

I have a feeling that the starting 11 that Martin fielded yesterday will be his ‘play off side’, barring any injuries. Putting his faith in the senior players at this stage of the season to draw on experience and keep their heads. Let’s hope he’s right, worked a treat yesterday.

Transfer deadline day:

If you were to ask Siri to locate the biggest, and least self-aware, narcissistic bell-end in Christendom, per se: https://www.rasmusankersen.com/

At the moment it could well be insurance fraud, like in the movie the Producers, only football. Here’s a pre-takeover pic of Dragan and Rasmus which should have raised suspicions:

Many of our neighbours to the far east are proudly the children of the East End slum clearances after WW2, many still use cockney rhyming slang. My guess is that on hearing that there were a thousand 'Stoke on Trent' men in Southampton yesterday that they made the short trip and tried their luck in a few boozers before kick off.

Sideways and back?

Perhaps Whitey, foreseeable. We might find out in the next two games.

It did look like that, totally flat and toothless. Brooks was clearly just going through the motions but weird to see Fraser so off the pace.

It felt rather like the prelude and early days of the Nathan Jones debacle albeit with a more socially aware and less grating and irritating candidate. Terrifyingly, on paper Jones probably had the better CV in terms of relative success. These choices say much more about Sport Republic incompetence than fanbase tolerances and unreasonable expectations - and both the Board and their online fluffers need to accept this. Basic competence gets us back to the top division - where we had been for twelve years when they took over - consolidation comfortably keeps us there. Neither seem overly likely right now.

I think the most positive thing in such circumstances is to invoke the Eric Black defence. The current club malaise is clearly down to this dictatorial shortarse Mancunian chancer. A poundshop Napoleon who doesn’t even speak French!

Sad fucks central, damp squib edition…