1. 60k stadium designed by Peter Zumthor, preferably out of solid stone, whilst re-landscaping the surrounding area
2. Get vending machines for chocolate bars and cans, and replace the sh#tty catering with local street-food stalls inside
3. Remove sponsors from the shirt, it's tacky and gets us bugger all money anyway
4. Get a top fashion house to design our shirts, someone like Balmain or Rick Owen would be wonderful
5. Give the away fans the sh#ttest seats in the stadium, preferably on the second tier in a corner behind some columns