badgerx16

After an optimistic launch on US stock markets the share price is down 99% and the board are close to appointing administrators.

And the lyrics are generally nonsense.

As a parody account this one falls far short of some of the classics we used to have on here. Reasonable try though. Oh, forgot to ask, did you go to the WTF at Whitehaven last weekend ?

Our local resident of Cloud Cuckoo Land speaks.

Alkali

People that light stinking bonfires that smoke so much you could hide the Graf Spee up our road.

Why ? They already have their candidate for the GE, at which point Elphicke is standing down.

Stations

If it goes on much longer Labour will have a majority in the HoC.

Because she still views herself as a serious politician.

"The elected Prime Minister was ousted in a coup led by the unelected Rishi Sunak", she seems to have forgotten Truss completely.

Reports now that test results on electrical installation during the manufacture of 787 Dreamliners have been falsified.

A astute summation of why there is unlikely to be peace any time soon in the Middle East.

Placebo

The IDF, and Netanyahu, have been planning an assault on Rafah for weeks. Whatever they do will not be in retaliation for the rocket attack. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-strikes-gazas-rafah-ahead-threatened-invasion-2024-04-25/