CB Fry

Obviously unlikely to be 7pm - expect at least 15 mins of chit chat from the social club of some shitty non-league team.

Someone else will need to remind me of the last time we drew a big team like that in the FA Cup third round.

"I think I've got the squad where I want it to be, with about two thousand players for each position"

So in the UK the rate of death is now pretty small (bEcaUsE iTs JuSt liKe tHe FLu, aM i RiTe?). Plus the vaccine isn't causing the huge scale deaths that people like your previous incarnation CollinsDic said it would. 15% of the UK population would die from the vaccine I was told by him. 10 million people dead he said. Six months after we all got the jab it hasn't happened. So the whole depopulation "plan" is a gigantic failure then. Because no depopulation is happening. What a fuck up by the Illuminati. They must be absolutely furious. Furious i tell you.

Yes but according to SaintsWeb rules, every single player that gets slagged off and written off at the beginning then goes on to prove absolutely everyone wrong because Sadio Mane or something. In recent years this process has become shorter and shorter, with Lycano possibly the shortest ever time from write off to comprehensively proving absolutely everyone wrong. So I predict three days after the first "written off" the victory laps of "I told you so" will begin. Willy cannot fail.

This is basically the same as shitting yourself while reading through the folded up sheet of disclaimers that comes inside a box of Lemsip.

Er, no. We haven't got any fit goalkeepers.

Well, it's an easy headline for The Sun. So that's something.

Dreadful analogy when you consider Blair was one of the most successful people in his profession in the entire history of this country. Ralph has never really achieved anything of a comparable scale. If he's a politician, he's a mildly competent Education Secretary.

There's a poster on there called TKrieg currently telling everyone how the manager did get things tactically spot on in the first half, but people like you wouldn't really understand that.

I find the way that this post tails off into nothing halfway through is an excellent metaphor for our performances and prospects this season.

Oooh, you're running rings around me and no mistake.

I was going to say "surely you can't be that thick" but of course you can.

But these are the rules for the Football League, not the Premier League. So maybe slightly different.

Except that is the complete opposite of what the manager has said. Are you saying Ralph is not in charge of "the bench"?

I think that's called projection.

Let's see if we can get through the first ten minutes of the second half without conceding.

Ireland have announced lockdown measures which, if they were announced here, would create something of a shitstorm.

Cultlet.

He did, and was still saying it was a fantastic tactical call even when Ralph himself admitted he had dropped a bollock. So the cult is not huge, but the behaviours are there with some on here.

What a fantasy land you live in. Jesus wept.

Still could be sold "this year" feels fanciful when there's really only a couple of working weeks left. I guess sometimes these things happen quickly but it really doesn't feel like that.

Not even that controversial to me, apart from the time it took for them to fuck about deciding. It was/is a goal.

I imagine the Everton forums will be calm and considered this evening.

Fair result. Decent result.