CB Fry

Would have preferred red-on-white as the main kit. Was hugely popular last time. And more unique than what we have gone for which could be mistaken for a Charlton/Middlesbrough/Bristol City kit.

Middlesbrough me right up.

Great news lads. Boris Johnson has given you permission to blame the staff at care homes themselves for not following the regulations. So thats another scapegoat you can add to the list of the irresponsible public, Sadiq Khan, Steven Kinnock, the BLM movement and Steve Coogan. Meanwhile there was nothing the actual helpless government could have done differently at all. I mean, if you think about it, they're, like, you know, the real victims here.

This. Great days.

I feel really sorry for their fanbase at this difficult time.

Well, I said you could be more reductive if you tried, and here we are.

No, that's exactly what inspired my reply.

If you try really hard you could be even more reductive.

"Mass gatherings that commonly place little observation of social isolation rules" aren't a particularly good thing, no. What do you think the government could have done better to prevent them?

For someone claiming to read "numerous sources" its interesting that the only variable you have any interest in whatsoever is the assumed irresponsibility of the general public. Do your numerous sources not mention anything else, like decisions the government of the day might make?

We have a remarkable ability to not draw matches.

Les's main objective is to parrot back whatever horseshit the government has laid out for him. Looks like he's been beautifully primed to trot out the "blame the irresponsible public" routine on command as well. Such a good obedient chap.

We've had a 100% record on Free-to-air, three out of three, and we've won both of our previous matches on Amazon Prime (Norwich home, Chelsea away). Thursday's match is both on Amazon Prime but also being made free for all. We are literally nailed on to win.

I can't say I enjoyed the second half particularly. But what a performance.

If we're on free-to-air TV in the Premier League, we win. We just win. Every time.

I knew we'd win.

Just accumulating the stoppage time required for the heartbreaking City winner.

Please stop mentioning the fucking nine nil.

Go ON Shane

Shane Long is coming on and that means goals goals goals.

Shaping up to being the noblest of noble defeats.

Blimey this is hard work.

Please stop working it back to McCarthy.

That's Adams technique for you.