CB Fry

We will be part of a lovely quiz question in a couple of years time.

Was a perfect opponent to start with, nice confidence builder. We've been safe for a while but from now on any point is a nice bonus and we can focus on trying to get as high as we can. However, worth saying if we start like we did against Arsenal or City we could get annihilated.

We've never lost on the Pick TV channel.

Two more goals to be sure.

Jack Stephens = Michael Laudrup.

So far this match is not worth the thousands and thousands of people who will definitely die because they decided to stage it.

It's a bit of a fallacy that BLM is somehow overly focused on historical slavery. It clearly isn't. It's just the statue story is far easier to generate TV debates with Carole Malone or Nick Ferrari spaffing on. Far better to chat sh it about that than the much more nuanced conversation about equality in the UK and what steps can actually be taken to change things And absolutely hilarious we now have recruited some passionate campaigners against modern slavery. I have no doubt over the coming months and years they will be giving our sovereign, independent government absolute HELL about their policies on this, including our relationship with any other nation that supports slavery. Because it's so important to them. Bravo chaps for making a stand. Let me know the GoFundMe link when you've set it up. And interesting to see the person responsible for taking down all slavery in Pakistan is our sovereign foreign secretary, oh no sorry, it's our sovereign Prime oh no sorry. It's actually the Mayor of London, isn't that convenient. A brown person is to blame, let's blame the brown man. Just like the only paedophiles in the world are the brown men in Bradford. Lord Duckhunter on this topic has really come out of his shell to show us what an absolute racist piece of crap he truly is.

They're coming for "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" now, lads.

Jesus wept.

He joined us as a stepping stone, so none of this is a surprise. Having seen players who were significantly better than Pierre go to brighter pastures and fail I am not convinced that he is really going on to greatness. I'm pretty convinced he's going on to Everton, which is the complete opposite.

This forum has completely forgotten all the BLM protests and counter protests. Essentially this forum believes that the Edward Colston statue is just a monument in Bristol it walked past once. It's a shame that it can't completely forget Coronavirus as well.

And similar to Kinnock in that they both at the time actually made a show of the considerations they were making. Kinnock with his nicely socially distanced garden chairs and Blackford actually isolating from his own wife when he got home specifically because he'd been in infested London and then travelled across the country. Both of them showing awareness of the issues and hiding nothing. Only partisan fu ckwits would deride them while drooling and swooning over a man pretending to go on a 60 mile round trip to test his eyesight. But there we go.

Getting a bit desperate now girls. Literally going home because his place of work was shut.

If there's one thing GM simply cannot stand, it's "hyper-partisanship". Ooh it makes him, like, soooooo furious and everything. I agree that Steven Kinnock, that one who went to a funeral and the Welsh picnic one should all be allowed an hour each in the Downing Street rose garden to explain themselves to Beth Rigby. How does Wednesday at 4pm sound?

With the implication that I wouldn't be bothered if he died. I think everyone knew the sh itty point you were making. It perfectly encapsulated your worldview so congratulations.

At some point they might start thinking whether this is the issue they want to get destroyed over. And they may well conclude yes it is, because the Sunday Times piece this weekend around the fatal delays in the government's approach has not been followed up at all. Lost in the fog. It's easier for journalists and politicians to dance on the pin of the lies that Cummings told about his "eye test" drive to Barnards Castle on his wife's birthday. But really it's the thousands of additional deaths caused by Boris and Cummings prevaricating instead of leading in early March that is the story. This Cummings fluff is the perfect human shield against that.

You do realise you started all of this by suggesting I might want an elderly poet to die?

Walliams and Rowling would easily fit into your own "fu ck off and join the Tories" hit list anyway. I don't think even you know what point you're making.

Not that consistent though, only in Guido-world. Kinnock tweeted himself breaking the restrictions and took a ticking off from Glamorgan old bill the same day. I'm not sure what remaining questions there are to answer. To be "consistent" Cummings would have tweeted a picture of himself at his dad's country pile in Durham the day he turned up. Where is that picture exactly? Also, to be consistent, the two high profile government advisers who broke lockdown resigned within about a day in both cases. But obviously this government advisor isn't going to resign. Which isn't that consistent.

I think you need a girlfriend or something. As we've covered before, you're the one in a cult. The rest of us live in a slightly wider world where we can enjoy the creative endeavors of someone without having to sign in blood to everything they happen to believe politically. When we're talking about Children's literature it is frankly mind-boggling how pathetic you have come across. We can have a variation on this conversation again if anything ever happens to Ken Loach, or Mark Steel, or Billy Bragg. I'd encourage it. Make my fu cking day. Tell me I'm not allowed to like them either.

Lap lap lap lap lap lap lap.

When is the Steven Kinnock press conference?

I found out my wife had the virus so went back to work the next day.

The "exceptional circumstances" are I am Dominic Cummings so I can do what I want. I'm sure the usual suspects on here will lap lap lap it up.