CB Fry

The best Sky Sports News can come up with in their round up for us is that 17 year old Scottish winger. Lame.

Says the man who spends his days hanging round the gates of our training ground. Utter weirdo.

I'm looking forward to all the "we nearly did this, we were unlucky because that didn't come through, we're in a good place to sign him in January" comments this time tomorrow. The strange thing this time is there aren't even any rumours. There isn't even anyone for me to hope we'd sign. There is a lot of competition but I actually think this could be the most disappointing window of the lot.

We are comfortably not top half.

Shrews 1-0 Global Force

No. He wants to leave and our manager doesn't want to keep him. Southampton is not a stepping stone to Wolves in the same way that Juventus isn't a stepping stone to Southampton.

People voting to leave the European Union because they think it will bring about the glorious socialist utopia are probably the most pathetic leave wing of the lot. Useful idiots in the Farage project. And he repeats the "EU blocks nationalisation" myth. Meanwhile the French/Dutch/German states own our water/electricity/trains/etc. Absolutely laughable.

SWF geniuses: it's a disgrace that Puel has frozen out Andy King. Also SWF geniuses: let's make Fraser Forster's life a living hell.

So Lallana and one other then? Exciting times.

Brexit means Kevin Gallagher.

Yeah, I mean no-deal when its nothing of the sort - the free trade nirvana like what Canada got etc etc. A "no deal" election will be Boris promising all kinds of stuff that doesn't really mean no deal at all, but he'll get a mandate for it because he's not Corbyn and off we go. This is a man who voted for the WA before anyway. He will promise a Boris brexit which will be far closer to the WA than the Peter Bone wet-dream no deal and he'll get back into Downing Street on the back of it with enough of a majority to tell the DUP and the ERG to suck it up, and the campaign will be jingoistic enough to cut off Nigel at the knees. Listening to IDS on the radio this morning and has already blabbering on about all the "mini-deals" we have ready to go and all the ones will get in the bag before Halloween. Brexit might mean Brexit but No Deal has never meant and never will mean No Deal.

The Boris plan is to take no deal to the brink, blaming the unreasonable EU, then parliament kick out no deal, so Boris can blame intransigent parliament so then calls the election with no deal/ free trade deal etc on the ticket. And, against a weak Corbyn and a strong remain Lib Dem splitting the vote, he will win that election quite nicely, back to Cameron 2015 levels anyway. He won't need the serial loser to help. OR, equally likely, he gets some lipstick on the pig of the withdrawal agreement/future relationship, probably chucking NI under the bus in the process and gets the Del Pieros and the Stephen Kinnocks to troupe through the lobby for it. He's a better salesman than May and the ERG have been neutered by ministerial office so more likely to sing along. The WA will get sexed up like an undergraduate let lose on the Iraq dossier and a touch of Boris magic dust. Brexit gets done: Brexit Party dead Boris owns No Deal in an election: Brexit Party dead

You know Cummings really doesn't like Farage, right? Boris's cabinet and every action he is taking so far is about annihilating Farage.

Central to the argument was that he was being kept out of the Monaco first team by Falcao who was brilliant therefore Carillo must also be brilliant just only slightly less brilliant than Falcao.

Seems like the balls-out "they need us more than we need them" no-deal rhetoric is very quickly pivoting to we'll only have no-deal if the horrible Europeans force it on us. Boris said as much in the house just now. I thought it was our negotiation plan to have a walk-away position because that's what great negotiators do. "You leave us no option but to slope off" doesn't quite feel so powerful. It's the George Costanza school of negotiation.

This is a groundbreaking idea and I, for one, am amazed that no other football club has considered investing in their academy and scouting for young players.

Ditch the sugar tax to keep him sweet.

Michael Howard - it was that long ago.

I'm no Tory but read a profile of Penny in the paper at the weekend and she did come across well. As a skate with connections to the forces, she did seem genuinely thrilled to have that job so is a pity for her that it is over already. Despite being pro-Brexit she was not sufficiently pro-Boris.

I bet Nicky Morgan looked surprised to be appointed Culture Secretary.

The new man deserves his own thread, surely?

People only want loyalty from the players and managers they like. They could not give a flying frig about loyalty from players and managers they don't like. All in all, "loyalty" is guff.

Good luck to the centrist, social liberal one-nation Tory who voted in parliament for the withdrawal agreement.

Nice to see Boris employing one of the Classic SaintsWeb arguments vis-a-vis the backstop. Maybe we will win the Champions League after all. #man #on #moon

Che as in Chequebook.