CB Fry

We know, sweetheart. Well done.

Nice to see the grown-ups back in charge of the Labour Party. He's made a good start in challenging times. The Coronavirus frontline - watch council leaders describe their challenges first hand as ⁦@SkyNews⁩ gets access to Keir Starmer’s meeting with 100+ local government leaders

Its held up well because of the natural instinct to trust leaders (whoever they are) in a crisis. I fully expect the Don to successfully spin whatever the death toll is as being a massive success achieved against the odds. We're two weeks away from him saying in press conference things like "the Democrats were saying five million would die but I've got it down to only 150,000 but no one is giving me any credit". Useful idiots like Guided Missile across the USA will fu cking lap it up.

Brilliant.

If there is one thing I know about Donald J Trump is that he is absolutely obsessed with the ongoing fight to combat larvae based diseases in emerging African nations. It's breathtaking how many speeches he's made on the matter and the funding and support he has released through the federal government to combat the diseases. We could all learn a lot from Trump's selfless pursuit of a solution to this critical issue in the developing world. I would think that it will be his everlasting legacy when people look back on his presidency.

He's just displaying the attitude of total authoritarian socialism - the Dear Leader is in charge and everyone must obey. Explains partly why Corbyn was so utterly pathetic because in this country we don't stand for that and he didn't have the wherewithal to run a bath let alone a political party. Absolutely fu cking terrified to think how they'd have been in this crisis. The only testing they would have focused on would have been political purity tests. The minute any doctor or expert stepped out of line or expressed concerns the Corbynista outsiders would be all over them for being Tories or, even worse, "linked to Israel". They'd be hounded out. And Milne would be using the whole thing to play out his ultimate solution of some Maduro/Chavez superstate. Luckily he was never getting in so never really an option.

Jonnyboy thinks that dossier proves that all the anti-semitism in Corbyn's Labour was all "made up" because that's how they've reported it on Squawkbox. Thick doesn't even begin to cover it.

Jeremy Corbyn was never, ever popular. Never. It doesn't matter what Laura Pidcock and Ian Lavery and Uncle Len Mccluskey say at the Durham Miner's Gala. Never, ever popular. So sweet that you think that this non existent "popularity" could be undermined.

2017 was the worst election campaign ever run by a sitting prime minister in the history of British politics and your twa t still couldn't win. Because he was never popular with enough of the British public, demonstrated by his failure to win where he needed to win to actually govern. May's appalling election campaign = 317 seats Corbyn's glorious victory = 262 seats The fact that you dins go on and about what is actually a pathetic failure shows how utterly out of touch you are. Eventually Corbyn controlled every single lever of the entire Labour party in 2019 and where did it get you? The worst result since the thirties and the least popular leader of the opposition of all time. But yeah, it's all the fault of some back office staff that share the widely held view that Jeremy Corbyn was and is an utter plank. Always the victim, it's never your fault.

Correct. Also worth remembering the culture of the current administration and political discourse. Even six weeks ago folk like Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance - senior civil servants, unelected, bureaucrats, technical, non-partisan - would be described by many as "the swamp" . Ignoring, belittling, dismissing and mocking their advice, their roles and them as people would be celebrated and a badge of honour. Who voted for these *****s? Let's not pretend there was an environment where difficult/uncomfortable advice would be welcomed or acted on. Unlike a country led by, say, a qualified, experienced scientist.

The cretin doesn't need to worry about policies anymore because he will never again be in a position to present any ever again. And what a relief for the poor and disadvantaged who might now get government that helps them rather than a bunch of cranks obsessing about Israel utterly incapable of inspiring the public to vote for them. All those wasted years. Would be hilarious if it wasn't so despicable. Any sign of that groundswell of popular opinion yet?

If a prominent politician comes out of intensive care and your first thought is "how can I turn this into a meme about my hero" then yeah, that feels like a cult to me. Also, those aren't "policies" in his first bit. Just a list of vague "nice" things the messiah will bring upon us all if only we believed in him. You know, like a cult.

What "groundswell of popular opinion" is there about that? Absolutely delusional.

Well the worst election result since the 1930s and consistently polling with by some distance worst approval rating of any senior British politician since the dawn of time certainly show where your boy is in regard to popular opinion. The most disliked UK politician in my lifetime. But The Canary think he's brilliant so he must be.

Thanks. This must be answer to both questions because he scored the only goal in a 1-0 win so I'd call that decisive.

I'm sure Squawkbox, Dorset Eye or Kerry Anne Mendoza will have an explanation for that that will fit your world view like a fu cking glove. Keep clear of that mainstream meeeja though, won't you.

Have the Equality and Human Rights Commission published their final report and reached that conclusion, then? I hadn't realised. Be an absolute sweety and post the link up, will you?

Well the WHO don't agree. Personally I don't think the British public are remotely capable of dealing with advice to wear face masks right now. Imagine the effing stampede in supermarkets to get them, and far too many people will put one and walk around like they've now got an invulnerababilty cloak. Right now it would jeopardise the fragile controls on behaviour put in place. Try breaking up a group who don't want to be broken up because "we're wearing masks we're fine". Maybe during the exit period they will become ubiquitous (because supply will increase and Asda will make a fortune flogging them) but right now the best barrier are your four walls.

It can't be him as he is the answer to the question of who scored a WC finals goal that was decisive to the outcome. So there must be a player who scored a non-decisive goal since then.

(This is a question I don't know the answer to....). Just out of interest who is the last Saints player to score in a world cup finals full stop, then (ie a "non-decisive" goal in your terms).

Not when the party's own lawyers have judged the dossier to be inadmissible and counter productive. However, a cursory look at Twitter this morning shows plenty of frothing cretin-worshippers taking this development as proof that the Labour party is now run by, the, err, Jewish Board of Deputies and plenty of "you know who is behind this..." You couldn't make it up. For the many, not the jew.

They were shut at the correct time, as I said the day it was announced. Not sure that is relevant here. Thank god your beloved isn't in charge, i dread to think what an absolute fu ck up that would have been.

What a surprise, the cretin and cronies expend infinitely more energy in trawling through thousands of emails to compile a self-justifying paranoia dossier than they ever did in actually trying to cut out the cancer of anti-semitism from the followers of their cult. The party lawyers are refusing to submit their horsesh it document because they fear it will damage their own defense to the EHRC. Even when hes gone, he's still the shi ttest leader to ever be involved in front line politics. Thank God he's gone now. Thank fu cking God.

I believe there was a period when Dan Seabourne wore 0.5 on the back of his shirt, as part of the great decimalisation craze of the early 2010s.

The Germans are only following orders.