CB Fry

My children don't have any symptoms, have not been advised to self isolate and they need an education. So pretty good they are at school today, yes?

And you've been in a "rammed" Tesco today so your point is you want to complain about the government but you're going to carry on doing whatever the fu ck you want.

Isn't Tesco a large gathering of people?

Not shutting the schools is one of the better decisions made by the government. If they've got any sense keep them open until the Easter holiday.

SOG inside information seems to match exactly what anyone watching or reading the news could pick up. Except the garlic thing, although that's probably in the Daily Express.

Were you seriously expecting the head of the BMA to come out and say "yes, we've got plenty of beds, plenty of staff and plenty of ventilators for this international pandemic because we started planning on New Year's Day"?

It's free - you have to accept cookies etc but it's free. The Washington Post and the New York Times are making all their Virus content free apparently.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/ I quite liked this article.

Confucius wept.

Well the Conservatives are currently streets ahead in the polls and the latest survey on response to the crisis shows people supporting the government's approach.

So, Manolo Gabbiadini has got the virus. Happy NOW????

Do we need to drain the swamp again?

But all current Premier League stadiums are like that these days. We've finished 8th three times, seventh and sixth in this stadium so I don't think its that much of a problem. Having been to the London Stadium for the first time a couple of weeks ago, we should count our blessings.

Our boys playing Spurs tonight. Come onnnnn lads win it for the shirt \o/ \o/ \o/

Not really. In a eight and a half/nine month season weve basically had one month or so not in relegation form. Enough to keep us up but the vast majority of the season we've been dreadful.

At least the Paul Allen thing was built around a pretty detailed article in a national newspaper. It had independent plausibility at the start. This I think is more like the "Richard Branson is going to buy us" stuff from the 90s. Just blind hope. Although it's an odd thing to hope for in my opinion. That said, bring on the rumour mongers. HelpmeRheddbull, are you out there?

It's not plausible that a Sunday Times article is required to flush out Red Bull. Also, Red Bull are not buying us. Ever.

At least I would go into the climate apocalypse having finished paying off my mortgage. #silverlining

Neil Morrissey and Sarah Lancashire play the children of two of the residents.

The scenario I worry about is that somewhere in the UK the virus will rip through an old people's home, killing seven or eight residents in a weekend. Then, a young Romanian nurse is identified as the source of the outbreak there. The victim's families plus an angry mob attack this nurse's home and the resulting blaze burns down a small block of flats, killing seventeen innocent people. Basically, that's the plot of a six part ITV drama written by Jimmy McGovern to be broadcast in five years time. There'd be a comedy sub-plot about toilet rolls as well.

But he hasn't quite finished the multi-million pound development of hotels and restaurants and leisure businesses in the city yet, so there's no way he could be selling up now.

Call me arrogant, call me over confident but I reckon that this season we will definitely finish on more points than we did in the Wigley/Saggy relegation season.

He got a lot of love from us up at Bramall Lane so I have no doubt he will get the same at SMS.

Its a shame Arsenal snapped up that experienced Premier League RB in January.

We seem to be utterly obsessed as a club on "clever" player sales and departures. Creating unnecessary upheaval and problems just so the player trading department can all high-fiving each other on saving six months wages on February 1st. Over and over again.