CB Fry

I've got to say I am really disappointed to be seeing the back of that Jo Swinson.

Let's see. He'll probably sit down with Seamus and Uncle Len and the rest of that pond-life this morning and convince themselves that they have done nothing wrong and it is the electorate that simply must change.

What?

The idea that he is going to walk back into the commons and even consider doing a PMQs is utterly ridiculous. Tone deaf, utterly contemptuous of all of the natural Labour voters he has turned his back on.

I wake up to read that the best the cretin can come out with is that he wont lead the party "in the next election". Oh, you're spoiling us. Any normal human being would resign immediately. Will be (yet another) absolute disgrace if that doesn't happen today.

Today probably not a great day to pretend that Corbyn is popular or has popular policies, sweetheart.

419 seats. 412 seats. 355 seats. How's your cu nt doing?

Take a bow Alan Johnson. Absolutely laying into Lansmann, the Cretin and the fu cking cult that the Labour Party have become. ................. Alan Johnson lets rip - Corbyn was a disaster on the doorstep.. I want the Momentum cult out of the party, I want them gone.. [emoji122] #GeneralElection #UKElection https://t.co/YWfAQ0vh6s

Two-nil Labour. Effing smashing it.

Shakespeare's Sister win Sunderland.

Will we still get free broadband?

Am I allowed to say he will never, ever be Prime Minister now?

Get that fu cking cretin out.

Boris by 35.

It's pretty astonishing how much of a moron you are.

This exciting new information pretty much guarantees a 150 seat working majority for Corbyn and comrades. Congratulations Jeremy and everyone at Sqwarkbox.

Disagree. It's not a binary choice.

The rest of it was wah wah wah wah waaaaaaah it's a media conspiracy.

Yes, it's completely unreasonable to expect little old Jeremy Corbyn to lead the opposition against the current government.

I like the way you have used the phrase "whether people like Corbyn or not" as if it an irrelevance. People not liking Corbyn is one of the major reasons Labour won't win. And his policies scare people because they are an unholy mess and totally un-deliverable. Expecting the electorate to make massive compromises, and facilitating the election of a hard left crank government just because "it cannot be that bad" and "at least its not the Tories" is arrogant presumption, especially when the Tories are already making huge gains on the opposite argument. People are going to vote Johnson because at least he isn't Corbyn. That's the whole point son.

No. It's possible that under a leader with some guile and charisma the Labour Party could have performed very well at this election. They needed someone with the ability to control the news agenda, articulate the issues in the country and propose a compelling alternative to the British people. Boris is a pretty flaky leader, crumbles under pressure and has faults and inconsistencies that you could drive a bendy bus through. And add to that we've had ten yeads of an incumbent government. It's absolutely infuriating that the opposition hasn't managed to lay a glove on the Conservatives. It could have been a winnable election for Labour but the tragedy for the country and democracy is that the Party were never going to make any ground under that cretin. So no people aren't voting for that list of stuff. Obviously not. Enough normal, hardworking people are voting for the only one of the two they can see being a remotely credible Prime Minister, and one of the two parties that look like they have at least some aptitude in governing. Asking people to vote for Jeremy Corbyn, you might as well ask them to vote for Jimmy Savile. For a centre-left social democrat like me it's something of a gut punch. Just looking forward to Thursday as the beginning of the end of the Corbyn era.

Being that you keep telling us all that they all lie all the time at the same level of lying why are you specifically calling out Labour lies? (Also, it's not a lie anyway, it's a leak caused by a Russian hack).

You've called me a Tory time and time again, as you do again here so you've got a terrible memory as well as being thick s pigs hit.

Basically the league from 7th to 18th has now turned into the Championship with teams all bunched together, two wins in a row = Europe, two defeats in a row = relegation. We just need to stay in that mix. Which means we need a bloody good December.

Bit late when the likes of you has been telling anyone that isn't a Canary-reading, Michael Rosen supporting Owen Jones fan-boy to "fu ck off and join the Tories" for the last three years.