CB Fry

Like many managers, he found it very difficult to balance his Premier League campaign alongside the additional demands of playing in the Champions League, which Everton definitely qualified for.

Seems an odd hill to die on but you go for it, son.

I think I'm right in saying the whole ground applauded during the 18th and 85th minutes this evening in recognition of the fantastic work the club has done with that executive lounge.

We still look like a team highly likely to be relegated. We've looked about average in two home games against the worst teams in the league. But at least we might make it to the transfer window still in touch.

I knew we'd win.

Enough for Norwich to nick a winner.

Okay that substitution seems mental.

Go on Che my son.

Romeu on for Mousa. Almost inevitably futile effort to shut up shop.

There is no way we are winning this.

Get Bouf on.

Oh fu ck.

Please please please please please don't lose.

#lings

We only need two more to make it safe.

I enjoyed the first two episodes of WoTW but last night was absolutely dire. Pointless, tedious and they managed to remove all the jeopardy and thrill from a story about an effing alien invasion. Dreadful, aimless dirge. Didn't even bother with major set pieces from the original story. Never mind, that redhead from Poldark was more than pleasant.

****ersfield Town.

Whoever we get I will turn into a swear word.

Last year was great (for me) because it was my (adopted) home town. This time it will probably be Crystal Palace away or some such tedium.

Strange that Watford didn't bring Deeney on. He could have mullered us. But screw em.

Come on you bunch of cu nts.

Put your house on 2-2.

Put your house on 1-2.

The Manolo Gabbiadini of football managers.

There is no scenario on earth that has Hasenhutl managing us in the Championship. Pie in the sky.