Sunglasses Ron

Nicely timed around the point I realised we were playing 😅

LOL Forgot we were even playing. Nice to I missed precisely fuck all of any positive note.

Shame I think they're measuring it in Venus rather than Earth weeks (which, according to Alexa, is about 9 years FFS).

Wohoo, we’re not bottom!

That’s fucking terrible.

Don’t worry, this is our Sunderland away moment for this season. 25 game unbeaten run incoming…

Gah, can someone let me know when it’s June please.

Clucking bell.

With all this excitement, it kind of feels like the season is starting again tomorrow.

He's probably somewhere between Keegan and Perry Groves I'd say.

Yup. Looking on Amazon, you can get a Hagrid fancy dress costume on Prime delivery. So if they ordered yesterday, it will arrive by about 1pm. Therefore, I expect the announcement at about 2pm.

I believe it also includes checking that he can take a hot crumpet from behind without blubbing.

Nope, only scored a corner last season I believe.

Dead wood?

Wait, what, we're signing Messi too!?

Enough reason to instantly terminate his contract!

Fuck me. That is all.

Sounds like a Temu or Wish version of Tim Flowers.

Well it looked good on the TV at least, a much nicer vista than it used to be. It’s quite satisfying no longer being able to see the away fans wildly celebrate their goals.

Bloody Premier League, can’t live with it, can’t live without it.

Massively over-the-top comment. I’d say only 98 times better.

Sigh, very disappointing but not a surprise I guess. Anyone who thought this wasn’t going to be a horrible slog are getting a nice reality check.

Let’s take the positives so far, not losing and clean sheet.

Eastleigh!

Definitely a good day to make Haaland my fantasy captain and play triple points!