Robsk II

I'll iron my stone island pants.

No Kip, I'm not actually gay, I was joking. No date.

Meet me at the Edge, tonight.

How? See my post above.

I for one am glad. Things that are out of the ordinary make me feel uncomfortable and vulnerable. Such as Stu demonstrating a self-aware sense of humour.

Will it be written really, really badly?

What is our identity? No-one has managed to satisfactorily state this. It's just used as a sort of rallying term for idiots. For most people with an IQ above 3, our identity involves, and has a lot to do with, different cultures contributing, rather than taking from us. We are a classic melting pot, we have been invaded many times - sometimes even conquered - and it could be argued that it is this that has made us who we are. I for one have not noticed France, Germany or Spain merge into some sort of grey cultural ooze. It's just bull**** scaremongering propaganda. This could be seen as inflammatory, but I say it is true - it is people like you who would very easily have become a card carrying - no, enthusiastic, contrubuting - nazi, and genuinely believed the transparent conspiracy theories about Jewish plans and untermensch status.

WiltshireSaint, bothering with violence over f*ck all makes you no less of a neanderthal **** than well established thick idiots like SRS. You should be ashamed of yourself, and for what it's worth, given all your bravado, I hope SRS, Wagon82 and JustMike **** you up for being a stupid c*nt.

Pork is a common term for meat derived from a pig.

It's possible.

The weird thing is, you do do exactly that, all the time!

I've been told I'll be OK to play, though it's not technically sensible - but I am a bit concerned as I've done no training or running or anything for a couple of months, and that's not in a huge position to change before that. i'd hoped to be at least a bit fitter than usual for the game, rather than less, but meh.

So I am officially injured, which has partially explained my lengthy absence. This is likely to continue for some time, alas.

"I'm like SRS. We both pretend to have military calibre because we think it makes us manly, but in fact just like dressing up and marching about with boys"

I heard that too. I'm wearing my iron y-fronts for the game anyway. Don't trust Lee saint or Rabbit, frankly.

Murders lower? Labour out!

Pragmtic, but eeeeew!

No, I won't be wearing horn-rimmed glasses either. Apparently, I'm ginger, though, so that may help. Stu says I am. Ergo I must be.

Yeah. Pes Cavus is the 'proper' name for it, but like I say, mine's not dramatic - but enough to have slowly caused some problems.

I have slightly high arches. Nothing crazy, but enough to have been putting a lot of excess pressure on my metatarsals. A short period of superfeet use will probably sort it out. If not, there may have been some nerve damage requiring an operation. How exciting! I'm OK to play at the end of May, anyway, which is the important thing.

Thanks. That means a lot coming from you.

Just got this sorted, hopefully. It was good to wait 9 months before speaking to a doctor.

Lol.

Bass is lovely.

Ta gul!