Robsk II

Your mummy's c*nt?

Mick Hucknall?

The News of the World is, after all, a highly respected journalistic work. To the people who say "why would anyone go out with her", perhaps that's masking your own insecurities, not her boyfriends. Mayve she's a really nice person with great prospects. Maybe not, but who knows? Maybe people feel sorry for her and realise it's not her fault, or similar? My dad worked on ships for a decade or so and he reaclls vividly that the wife of the first engineer was a nymphomaniac. He's recounted the tale a couple of times so it clearly sticks out in his mind (and no, he didn't sleep with her, my mum was on board on this occasion!). This woman had only been aboard an hour or so when my mum went to get something from the second engineers cabin, only to find her in there, with him, supposedly innocently but it was clear that the woman was frustrated at anyone elses presence. Apparently it was like this for a few weeks. In the end, my parents just felt really sorry for them - of course, the engineer, but also her. They seem to feel, at least, that she couldn't help it and that it is indeed genuine.

It's not looking too good.

Tenner?

Nice. Silly bint.

Yes. Very little is 'to die for', least of all bits of cake etc.

Capitalism unfettered is a system that only serves to facilitate boom and bust, and the widening of the gap between rich and poor. It has advantages for overall quality of life if a nation is well behind, but it also leads directly to globalisation and increased hegemony of cultural artefacts etc. It was capitalism considered only in the short to medium term that left this country ****ed for engineering, production etc - there was a reason for it, and much though I despise Thatcher, it was sensible and accurate to shift the economy towards a high-tech high-value stance - but she went too far, and now we are paying the price for not having better foresight and more common sense. It's the right wingers who hate having immigrants "take their jobs" and so on, but if there is a gap in the economy that has led to a situation where there are more, often better, production workers from elsewhere - and dramatically cheaper manufacturing etc elsewhere (which there clearly is) - it was capitalism in the first place.

I'm not sure, but I've spent time around those places and I've heard it in and around the ****ty estates of this glorious city more than anywhere else by far. Either way, it's f*cking stupid.

"Where to?" in cases where that is simply inaccurate, eg: ----- "I saw some people have a fight last night" "Where to?" ----- Lazy ****ing stupid Southampton chav speak idiots. Also, many of the ones mentioned are in fact words, not phrases.

Oooooh... :smt119

Not many things will be young team. Rhythm-A-Ling - Thelonious Monk

I thought you always make out you're super-minted? Sure, maybe you get a bit more, but it's not really the astronomical salary you sometimes imply.. Baj gets more than you. FACT.

Alan Keyes.

Maybe +1

Crystal meth, I reckon. That's some hard sh*t.

Yeah, actually mine was a very deliberate 'playing it straight' thing. I do it naturally, but INS had to learn to play it straight to even be half convincing.

Lols

No, hence why I'm not ginger. Porcine syphilitic.

Well done for comparing your sexploits with that of a teenage boy, INS.

Wurds make you kweet.

Well, you may have a point there. I just have a medical condition where I am compelled against my intent to take the p*ss out of porcine syphilitic morons.

Oh deary me. INS, as we discussed previously - no amount of telling me I'm ginger will make it so. I'm genuinely sorry that I'm not, as it would add some much needed validity to yout otherwise empty words. I will henceforth continually refer to your porcine nature, as well as your infestation of syphilis. You know you're a porcine whelp with **** & brain rot, just accept it. No amount of telling yourself this is not the case will lead to such a state of affairs.

I know you weren't being sarcastic. Poor old INS.