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Glad I'm not the only one then was listening to sky and thought the same

Defence is creaking at the moment, just about keeping them out.

Corner Ipswich Header great save Sunderland 1-0 up

We seem to be having a good spell now another chance for Lallana

Barnard chance straight at the keeper

Need to test him out. Just giving Keane a nice reception I didn;t know Roy was a Banker

Have you tried the volume on the I-player could be that's low

Davis keeps us level

Apart from saying do you do it Doggy style & how much not much help in the press conferences(when he attends).

Looks to be a very attacking side again 2-1 win Saints. Lets hope the commentary works ok today!

Was it a Frenchman by any chance Monsueir Lar'ceny.

Breaking news :- Headed by Vince Hilaire to be known as the Spinnaker consortium involving Tomac lifelongpompey & help me poopey are pleased to announce that they've today entered into negotiations, and are currently going through due diligence, and hope to be in a position to take over Portsmouth & clear all their debt by Monday. There main backer Mr M Failka said they hoped to have the transfer embargo lifted in time to invest lots & lots of money for new players to keep them in the premier league this year(providing that his Mum & Dad give him his pocket money on time this week).He also said he couldn't wait to get started on redevelopment of the ground with its magnificent round towers at each corner, and the first addition to the Pompey brand would be a petting zoo to be where the carpark is currently located. Mr John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood was said to be really really very exited & was quoted as saying were saved & its great that its headed by our biggest ever legend Vince Hilaire & great to see that we finally have a viable backer in Mr Failka looks like the champions League in 2 years onwards & upwards PUP!(PAY UP POMPEY)

Had a quick look on here last night & PMSL when I saw the transfer news. Oh great looks like we've just sold Williamson for 1-million, thats half the wage bill for next week. Oh hang on a minute, I've just spotted this clause in his contract if we do sell him we owe Watford more than we're getting :smt044. They cant even sell players at the moment this really is priceless. The thing is Phil can anyone even think about making stuff like this up. Surely anything we made up just wouldn't be as good as the real thing? That's what is the best comedy value for me, the totally ludicrous & most unbelievable depths to which they are going, all in the interests to keep us amused.

HTH :smt040

Penny starting to drop at last for the Blue few. http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=185545

Slight edit which I'm sure you'd agree is more accurate. As for that comment WHO idiot WHO are they stepping aside for . The debt keeps rising no new money is being invested to reduce debt. They're in check at the moment, a couple more moves to checkmate.

I thought that had come up before hasn't it Nick, I'm sure its somewhere on this thread, but god knows where (that much has happened & its usually hilarious its a job remembering everything). I'm sure there was something earlier on in the season about transfers & Saggy chops getting a % of any sell on. but could have been on another thread?

Good signing really pleased with that, gives us a duel battering ram up front know. Just hope that they hit it off together, its also going to give Lambert a lot more space, which he's been struggling to find just lately. And that is going to be worth its weight in GOALS!

Good Luck matt hope you have a very successful career. A little sad that its a permanent deal, would have preferred it had been a loan. He does however need to get some games under his belt. In the long run it will probably improve his game by playing week in week out.

Really doesn't matter what they think he's worth, the football world know they are desperate for money. And in ten days time the wages will be overdue once again (probably almost definitely). So the vultures will be circling making stupidly low offers, knowing by 11pm transfer deadline day they will be snapping their hands off to get some Wonga in, anything to try to keep going & hopefully get enough for them to pay of HMRC before the 10th of Feb. I cant see anyone paying much more than 4- million for kaboul at the moment to be frank. As for bringing players in, I just cant see which club would be foolish enough to trade with them, unless its a deal up front & in cash. And seriously would you leave another club where your getting paid to go to another one, which in all likely hood will have not paid their players for the 4th time this season? their only hope is someone out of contract who is prepared to take a punt on getting paid. IMHO. All being when they get the transfer embargo lifted tomorrow or the next day or oh! Have to LOL at the responses, they just dont get it do they, I thought that they were just burying there heads in the sand earlier on in this Pantomime, but I seriously wonder at there mental health reading their comments of late. Its Hilarious how its everyone else's fault that the over extended themselves. And they now after cheating (buying the FA cup) want an even playing field :smt081 As for a name for the Poopey story seeing as there new stadium pictures looked like One. How about CARRY ON UP THE KARZEE! could have that picture of the bog stadium on the front as well

Dont think its worth the risk Alpine, Just disappointing that he got a red but Gleeson who had him around the throat just got a yellow

Well that should have been so much easier, but made to be difficult by a complete tool of a ref. That was quite possibly the worst group of officials I've ever seen. Good result in the end, just need to start the same way at home & finish the job off. COYR

F**k you ref you complete tool

Who's that then the Ref or 1 of his linesman

Surely that was a hand ball by Davis & must be a penalty