shirleysfc

What's made the news today, the PM's responses or the fact Corbyn gave the general public a voice at PMQs?

Yep, the previous format was much better with the childish insults and pointless squabbling about which party ****ed the country up the most in the last 20 years. God forbid the Prime Minister be asked genuine questions from the British public in, you know, Prime Minister's Question Time.

He was clearly having a joke with you...

Do you not rate Gaston?

I always thought Osvaldo was a Poch signing.

Is that actually true or is it one of those made up "facts" on here that has become gospel over time?

As someone pointed out the other day he isn't a pessimist. If he was he'd be comfortable with our club being run like a seaside B&B. He's actually a really **** optimist.

Is it Victor?

And if he takes a couple of games to settle?

He was only in the preliminary squad, not that it really matters. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12021/9969172/arjen-robben-replaces-robin-van-persie-as-netherlands-captain

I thought he was left out of the latest squad.

Yes

Alpine or Les Reed?

Sssssshhhhh, facts don't go down well here. Les was meant to drug him and fake his signature.

Alpine

I'm a bit meh about it all really. I used to get ****ed off when Saints lost but now it doesn't bother me. Modern football, where players want to move on after one season and agents seem to dictate moves, has lost its appeal to me. Sure, I'll continue to go to games and will enjoy it when we win, but when we lose I won't lose any sleep.

Heard anything from your pals at Spurs?

If we replace Toby with a player from Brentford this place will implode!!

Ok then, why do you think there's something in the Fonte rumour? Koeman couldn't have been clearer in his denial.

Or Caulker is going back to QPR or we're selling Yoshida or we're playing 3 at the back or Yoshida's being moved to full back or...

Keep Yoshida as LB cover and send Target on loan to a Championship team.

Lukaku's done that to much better defenders than Cedric, hence he cost £28m!!

What about Rodriguez? If you're going to include Toby in the value lost you have to include him in the value gained. And Caulker and Stekelenburg