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Shoot from distance if Hart is still out!!

Abroad on holiday? If it's option 3 maybe we should email Nige with some suggestions, what do you think?

I thought we were signing Micah Richards? No?

Maybe the club should hold open trials on the pitch before the Udinese match. Centre back factor if you like. Alpine, Russell Osman and Sally Taylor can be the judges!

How come no one else realised we need a centre back. It's pretty obvious when you think about it...

Guys, you're not taking this seriously...

Will take £170 now. The ticket cost £190 including booking fee.

It's the Pompey way!!

Is this the rumour Hypo was on about the other day or was that Alexei Cherednik's bid?

I only watched a couple of mins of that but £15m seems a lot.

I must admit I've never heard of him. Do you know anything about him?

This. Kids learn to use computers and the internet from a scarily young age these days.

Nice one Deppo!

You really are dull!

Keith Richards has just confirmed the deal on Twitter

I have one Bestival ticket for sale. PM me interested.

That looks like our normal preseason results!!

Signed for Chelsea - that was his goodbye performance to 10 privilaged fans!!

No idea. He's always tweeting cryptic stuff tho

Have a look at the conversations he's had with people. He's getting grief from people saying Walcott won't sign, his response is people can't read. It's just some cryptic bull****

I don't think he was talking about him signing, it's some thing about him actually being in Southampton

And J-rod?

Dullest troll on here. At least Turkish and Dalek (sometimes) put some effort in.

We're doomed I tell you, doomed!!

Proper LOL!!