Patrick Bateman

Edozie is one I think is a shame, could see talent there, but hey ho

My son (and his year) are 10/11 - the girls are enormous! One of them (who plays football and is really good) is already about 5'8". But yes, different story in the next couple of years.

Looking at it, he plays for a club I've never heard of, probably paid in apples, so Championship salaries will be huge either way and being classic Saints, he'll be sold next season for double (which means we've had a good season from him)

Meh. Hope he does better there.

Yes because the vast majority of people in this country can no longer speak properly.

I'd rather that than backing off everything

Absolutely this. Just watch the highlights ... if he's in the team every week (apart from playing teams like Portsmouth when I WANT him to play), we'll give away more and more of those types of goals, ugh.

So is your hair

To be fair in that match, I think we had Tella who looked really and also JWP, who looked really good. In fact I just checked, we also had Alcaraz on the pitch too!

I caught the end - another bloody awful penalty, but they've obviously been practising following up the rebound saves as there were at least 2 who could've scored - so fair play, I like that solution.

Looking at the pictures of yesterday's training, is it me or do some of the players look a lot leaner already?? BBD in particular looks in much better shape than last season?

I mean, Roma or some Championship club? No contest, sadly. Still, I'm sure we could tempt him with the West Quay shopping centre, cruise port, access to the New Forest and the Aviation museum, surely.

Exactly my reaction - it's a good one! The Man Utd 6-3 year, I enjoyed most of that.

Well I just lost the plot and bought my son and I season tickets ... this better be good ...

Well someone in the club is determined to continue with their planned marketing activation calendar. Not their fault some numpty took photos of a (presumably company confidential) call and shared the pictures.