Patrick Bateman

Isn't it obvious? The normal (old?) Soccer Saturday crap of Merson and co screaming GOAL, THERE'S BEEN A GOAL JEFF, GOAL, LOOK AT ME, GOAL, ARHHHHHHH, GOAL, is tiresome. I've no idea who this lady is, but the calmness in that clip was so much nicer than the normal shouting tripe.

He'd hate you as he loves criticising those who go over budget. Glad I'm not the only one who can't stand him. I'd start a charity, not really sure what, but I don't have £195m to worry about it.

All the good posters are now returning and you can see why (the balance is wrong)

Overwhelmed I tell you, the beds are overwhelmed. Death all around us. This county's media is mental.

Exactly this. You do not need a degree to be a Nurse, it's ridiculous. Like many jobs it should still be on the job training, best way to learn, with accommodation by your hospital and the occasional classroom / tuition session. The push for so many people doing degrees has completely messed up the balance of the workforce. Apprenticeships, on the job training - most careers should start that way. I didn't need a software engineering degree to do my job, could've just taken my hobby and learnt on the job with a mentor. Was it Tony Blair and his "50% of people should have degrees" nonsense? No wonder there is a lack of tradespeople, HGV drivers, nurses and so on. I've said this before but the soft sods now think they have a degree in some random subject, they all want to get into marketing rather than just leaving college and cracking on with a career from the off.

Good value. I buy President slightly salted. Was £2 per 250g pack a few months ago, now £2.40 per 250g. Stuff is a little more expensive, it's the world, but £9.35 for a KG of butter is obviously better value.

And had about 59 coaches in 3 weeks. Sod her. She irritated me by sacking the coach who helped her win her ONE title, poorly advised, but a succession of coaches since indicates problems, probably ego, whether her or family.

"Top US court of law" : The state of New York can't ban the concealment of firearms as it goes against the constitutional rights. "Top US court of law" : Overturns constitutional right to abortion. F**king weirdos.

True. I wished one of my team a good time and to enjoy it. They looked at me like I was mental - and god's honest truth, this person is going jogging every morning.

It's almost like real life, some people say some things. Some things are popular or unpopular, just like the crap on this forum. I don't agree with Matt's waffle, but it's his waffle and if this was 20 years ago we'd probably have no idea of his (or anyone else's) views. I've found it's easier to just switch off. (BTW not picking on you, just the first post to reply to)

The vast amount of people on TV now who can't speak properly. You have Rylan dropping his t sounds like "selling you moa'er", South London types talking about beeee beeee ceeee eyyyyyye player, football pundits saying "they was well beat". Generally makes me very cross. Speak properly.

Are they building up your positive balance ahead of the autumn rises? Mine is £250/month with Bulb and I'm only building a small balance during warm weather. The standing charges are ridiculous and I fully expect it to be easily another £100+ a month from the Autumn. For reference it's a 1970ish detached home, with 7 external walls due to some weirdly shaped bizarre extension that was done in the early 80s which does nothing for my energy efficiency ... (and I think the insulation is crap too)

The guy is a troll and a weirdo.

Shell isn't limited. I stuck £130 of petrol V-power in last week.

On Thursday, the other half and son went to some jubilee thing in town. I declined as I hate people and wanted to potter in the garden quietly with a pair of secateurs. As soon as they'd left, I went outside and all I got was an orchestra of power tools, like everyone in the area was trolling me and my silence. Wankers. I was so fucked off, I went and joined the family in the throng of the general public morons.

I hope you're never in the position to hire someone at work else you'll find yourself in court more quickly than you can say "valid age discrimination claim". There is nothing to stop this man working another 5, 10 or even 15 years. There are not many football teams, let alone top flight football teams with a manager or assistant with a tenure longer than 5 years.

The club still has too many players that have been purchased as punts to be able to sell on, who have not lived up to the billing; Diallo, Elyounoussi and Djnepo being 3 that come straight to mind. Bednarek is okay, but nowhere near premier league standard and a profit should be made from him. Club feels like an utter mess, it needs a complete overhaul and a board with the balls to make that call. New management and coaching staff, most players have their price (Livramento, Walker-Peters, Salisu, Ward-Prowse all get passes, Che Adams too), even for free, start again, now, fast, get on it.

Stats stats and more stats. There were two options for sacking and only 1 option for not sacking, so of course the stats would be skewed. The selections of answers needs to be balanced, there is zero value in this poll result.

Illiterates who write "yourself" instead of you and "myself" instead of me. You do not sound posh, you sound like a simpleton.

I presume it's like Burnley's second goal this week ... -33% for climbing on a defending player and -15% for dubious debatable getting in the goalie's way. So Burnley scored 0.52 of a goal. Reflected in the league table as 1, rounded up .... Yeah, it's stupid.

Only thing that matters is xG. 3-0 is pointless to the league table if the xG was 1.89-0.76 surely?

It used to be much better, more engaging and more enjoyable. You're still dull though.

Just spell properly and stop being argumentative. Bellend.

It's okay with no TV or radio. When you get ill and can barely breathe, a doctor will turn up and put leaches on you to draw out the illness and possibly draw a little black circle on your hand. Prick.

Yes, true. In the BMJ; https://www.bmj.com/content/374/bmj.n2074