Patrick Bateman

If you get punched in the face 19 times out of 20 when you walk into WH Smiths, statistically you're more likely than not to be punched in the face when you walk in WH Smiths.

Very very nice. Whilst a couple of them he was given loads of space by non-Premier League standard defences, pretty much all the rest were first time, accurate and instinctive strikes without thinking. I think this guy could be good.

Good point, however I just can't see the club with current leadership signing anyone who will make a difference. Like it or not, Ings will be a big loss. The fact he did f**k all from December and the team were in free fall shows how much of a loss he will be. They'll have to pull of some genius transfers to replace him AND find a decent centre back AND find a '6'. If Ward-Prowse is also sold as per the rumours (whether agent or not), then that's the free kicks from last season wiped off. No, sorry, not feeling it right now, but by the end of August, I'd of course love to be amazed ... Edit: I want to also caveat my own post because many friends will say I'm a 'happy clapper' usually.

How is saying "on current form with current squad equals relegation", ridiculous when all you've done is caveat a 16th place finish (which FWIW is still a relegation battle) by adding in "we'll get some players". We will get some players to finish 16th rather than 18th. Brilliant, well done.

Relegation.

Jesus wept. Just get vaccinated and bore off.

Is this CollinsDic "character" posting, a bot?

Didn't he play just once, vs Everton? I was in the Itchen Chapel corner (I think) and remember he being horrendous.

That's my take. Personally I think booing is a bit sad and weird, but it's also a bit sad and weird to be moaning SO MUCH about booing. Let it go. God football fans are strange now.

To be honest, I WOULD sign Fonte, as a coach, these players need some defensive training ...

This.

No no no. Brush before breakfast, otherwise you'll f**k up your enamel. Nothing to stop you doing a quick mouthwash rinse though. But on the whole, I agree.

I'd never heard of it until I looked at this thread. Looked at the channel, won't bother again. Tripe, regardless of which corner of the political spectrum you are.

That really bugs me. Pre pandemic when offices were a thing, I worked with an absolute stinker. Used to come in, stinking of BO from the start. Selfish smelly prick. My biggest annoyance at the moment is the insistence of the BBC and ITV to use people who can't enunciate properly. It's like these people take pride in trying to be as regional as possible or that fake south London accent. This even extends to Southampton where I've noticed more people trying to force a "Southampton accent" than ever before, mush.

Of course it won't. Some old hippy c*nt walked past my front garden last month and bumped into one of his weird acquaintances (note: I was at the very front of my front garden doing some wedding, mowing and pruning so conversation was easy to hear) and they started talking about the vaccine. First hippy was adamant that the vaccine had "alien DNA" in it, I kid you not. Second hippy was insistent that the vaccine was "spreading this virus". I actually laughed and came in to piss myself laughing whilst telling the wife. What is wrong with these weirdos?

We all know that Britain is the most racist and homophobic country on Earth, so they'll be commonplace in Qatar of course.

Because the general public are wet and insipid. Absolute c*nts should've been booted off at the stop.

The black box weeded out players with bad attitudes apparently. What utter tripe.

He is an abhorrent bellend.

This. Hassenhuttl can do one, along with MOST of the team. 2x 9-0 defeats, worst run in Saints' top flight history, horrible.

"yes bruv, another prem season, I'll maybe get me a second Lamborghini Urus now but in gold." "nah bruv, I'm buying a house in the Turks and Caicos" "Fat bruv" i.e. I don't think they really give a f**k. They can all do one, one by one, following Hassenhuttl. Bye.

Exactly. In previous years I've been shocked at how few points the "UK" has got, but that song was drivel, with no show what-so-ever and he looked like some random pissed bloke from the Standing Order. That paired with how much this country is hated, I'm not surprised it got 0 points.

How the f**k do you say that anyway? Eye-lid?

I've turned the BBC off the last 2 days. Bleating on none stop about THEIR program with Diana, Harry wittering on and on and on. F**king tedious. I would love to challenge the license fee now.

Patrick Bateman (that c*nt / f*cking bore)