Patrick Bateman

In a change to previous stances, I am not going to have a go at the kids filming this as the world has moved on and the've gone a decent job ... however, no one gives a f*ck about chips or snow ... What annoyed me about this is seeing grown adults wankering (?) each other, no more than 1 or 2 metres apart and nothing happening. Are people really that f**king wet now??

Another I agree with. I've been saying for months how predictable and basic his corners are. No point getting a corner as without fail the ball lands on the head of the opposition, resulting in a scramble back into position. Saints must have one of the worst goal scoring records from corners.

Bang on, yes!

Nope, it's a charter yacht, just the £1m / week.

What a freak.

Good days, but thinking about it, no one under the age of 25 will know any of this now and I'm pretty sure no one under the age of 30 will know of SISA? So depending on the age of the poster, I'm not surprised by the question. Does mean I want groups of Gen Z and Gen A running around throwing coins at people, building sh*t statues or flying to China to moan about lack of investment ...

Is he training in pyjamas??

Yep, it's all Moderna or Pfizer currently, but I think (hypothesising?) that because all us 'early adopters' had AZ, it is better to mix it up, so no point rolling out AZ for a booster.

Josh Sims to set up Long for the winner.

0, 3, 3, 0, 1 ... I'd take that ...

What does it say? Can someone paste it in.

It won't happen, but wouldn't say no to him in the team though.

There are so many places in the world I want to go to, but oddly most of them are cold; South Argentina, Canada, Alaska, Iceland, Greenland, far east Russia, Finland and Norway (I've visited Sweden and Denmark, but only the main cities though) - I'd like to do a big game safari though, that would be warmer

I'm an Indian Ocean fan, been to the Maldives a few times, but for somewhere interesting with stuff to do, I can't rate Mauritius enough - loads to see, definite interest for kid too. Still my sun days are over as I need to stay covered up from now on, so I've booked Scotland next summer and Iceland at Easter. I fancy Canada the following year.

How does the power rankings affect the xG and possession? What about 'speed of sideways movement when the ball has gone out for a throw in'? All these stats are much more important than the actual final score, obviously.

Pillock.

What a load of guff.

Love this post - enjoy your evening

But Ings wasn't playing, and Saints won. What the f**k is wrong with you lot, enjoy 3 points.

Miserable git.

There is NOTHING right with it. Looking at it again it just annoys me. The jacket pocket is almost at the seem of the shoulder, the buttons on jacket slope downwards, yet the jacket is straight at the bottom (maybe the tailor should be castigated instead!). The legs. The arms. The mouth. The eyes. It's like Bilbo f**king Baggins. And we were told by those involved "how well it was coming on". Christ.

We've got the best James Ward-Prowse in the world. Best stadium called St Marys in the world. But in answer to the original question, even with players Saints have sold, I don't think Bale, Bridge, Shaw and co would be considered the best in their position unlike Van Dijk and Keegan. Shearer was competing with the likes of George Weah who probably WAS the best in the world at that time.

Would sort Saints out a treat and ensure mid table mediocrity, but hopefully, a proper cup run again.

Because people are ignorant pricks. It's not hard, stick a f**king mask on.

I'll be very surprised if Howe isn't Saints manager by the end of the year.