Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman (that c*nt / f*cking bore)

It does get an OTT amount of coverage now, mainly on the BBC, but I guess that is making up for the fact that it has been TOTALLY ignored for years. Yes, the level is not as good, but they're mostly (I believe) not paid massive amounts of money to be professional athletes who kick a ball, they just kick a ball. I think it's crap and I choose not to watch it, but then I only watch Saints matches anyway as football has generally become a load of bollocks. I'm waiting for the first woman to appear in a man's team in the top 4 divisions, THEN we'll see proper advancement. I'm being semi serious as it's too easy to have a go at women's football. Don't like, don't watch and don't look at the BBC news pages.

3 years ago, did any of these pr*cks even know what a pronoun was?

He had a couple of decent preseason appearances a few years ago and looked good in a couple of youth matches, then looked decent in a couple of prem matches (i.e. the Old Trafford one), but there is something not right about him. He's not good enough for this league, bye.

Yes, because humans are f**king idiots and don't listen to guidance. How hard is it ffs?

This.

So as I have no answer and looked up the term, my response is "live in the real world" and "no". Cisgender, FFS.

No. Bye.

cisgender??

Been a fantastic player for Saints, that there is no doubt. But after this season Saints should not be breaking out big money - an extra year possibly as back up / cup rotation for whoever they find to come in assuming they do, but even then the Shane Long extension proved to be an expensive waste.

I was thinking that, it's a poor first 11, sad. Saints' recruitment has killed the squad over the past 4 (?) years.

Absolutely agree with this. Like all the lazy arses getting off the Waterloo & City line at Bank tube and standing on the right. Walk up it, it's a decent little work out, lazy gits.

F**k them. Let as many people in as possible to tell them how f**king inept they've been. My boss, a Leicester fan, has avoided talking to me since the semi as generally I'm a grumpy bastard and he knows better. I had to chat to him yesterday and pushed him on his thoughts; "your guys didn't even show up". He was right.

Totally agree mate! Hope you're well, despite that f**king "performance".

Leicester barely got out of second gear, had they applied themselves it would've been a much bigger score. However at 1-0 down, in a cup semi final, with 10 or even 5 mins to go, where was the drive, the passion and the will to get that goal? It was totally f**king flat. I have to say that the biggest culprit who seems to be escaping any criticism is Ward-Prowse. How many free kicks and corners is he going to hit in an area where the goalie can easily gather the ball? I mean, that last one today, EVERYONE was up, as you would expect and I cheered because it felt like the team finally cared. Where did he hit that ball? Straight into an area where the goalie could easily gather it. FFS! At least get it on someone's head to create some mayhem in the last second of the game. F**k this team. Need a clear out. F**k the "super league". Just f**k.

That is awesome, Neville is spot on ...

This one genuinely p*ssed me off. Shouldn't they be saying "we will help you get up to standard" rather than "we will lower the quality"? Additionally, it sounds like white supremacy saying that only "white, European males can use English properly"!? Wow.

Exactly - too many blurred lines, literally. Whoever said "it needs to be more like Rugby" is spot on. The conversation is open and the ref is dictating the playback ... "I think that was a knock on by white 7 and therefore a no try, can you confirm?" "Yes we confirm, knock on by white 7, no try" It works!

All flying should be banned, pointless and polluting.

Plus the ball is blurred so has it already been kicked? It's stupid.

Chris Wood is such a miserable w*nker, brilliant - a touch of the Duncan Ferguson about him but without being mental (or as good)

Walcott needs match fitness but he's not at the races. I'd like to see Adams come up - someone who is more likely to hold his own against a physical Burnley and make a difference.

It's £9 on NowTV ...

Exactly why I've given up with the news. Every time I load BBC News or even Sky News there is some guff with some little group or some w*nker from Twitter looking to cause an argument. "What about people called Jendra who identify as quasi-sexual and work in the brick laying industry, how is the vaccine fair for them?" Every. F**king day. I've completely switched off from it all now.

Just needed someone to iron him out at the end.