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Hard to see anything other than another loss with our lot of bottlers, managed by the emperor's new clothes

Yes that was priceless. Bad luck Pierre you twonk.

Nope. ps I’ll save you the effort. ‘Jesus wept’ bellend

Commentator says Burnley almost certainly now safe. Same points as us though above us on goal difference. Can we have Chris Wood please?

That red card in the West Ham match is utterly ludicrous. The wrong interpretation of VAR by clueless refs continues. What’s the point?

We are not safe

I just don't think he does that as much any more

But Bale might not have thought about trying to chip Forster, given his size. God knows why he was dropped. I thought McCarthy looked as slow and ponderous as ever - useless distribution and authority and gives the back line collywobbles. Ralph's man management is another big cross against his name

In the best of all worlds, I would hope that we could appeal to Graham Potter’s history with Saints plus cash, but fear that ship has sailed.

Those of us born and braised in Southampton should get some sort of medaillon for having to put up with this tripe.

He’ll go to West HAM. The prospect of working with Rice will be too much

Can we reduce it?

Did I say I wanted to swap places? I did not. ‘Sweetheart’. ‘Jesus wept etc etc’. Yawn. I mean, maybe try a bit harder with your ‘brain’.

We desperately need leaders on the field and off it. Feels very rudderless

Out of Fulham and us I know which I’d bet on to take more points from now to the end of the season. Sadly. Anyway, super strong swearing. Well done. Wept etc

They need 9 points from 5 games to pass us, assuming we get 0. This is not out of the question, no matter how much Jesus weeps. Especially as one of the games is against us.

There simply must be better managers out there, surely?

A team of luxury players with no fight or structure. Awful.

Everyone still seems very sure we’re not going down. Hmm.

A few on here called it. He hasn’t a clue.

A manager lives by his results and Ralph’s have been utter shit

Wonder if he’s refusing. Or klopp is. Or we can’t afford his appearance money. Otherwise why not ahead of useless liability Djenepo.

Has to go. Or would if we had any cash.

Bye Ralph. Time to go. Just not good enough.

Ffs fed up with this. Every single game. They’re such a limp bunch of pussies.