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Diallo looks a class above. Him and Ward Prowse.

Because we look shit

Ralph. Do something

The kids are not alright

Played Valery. Brilliant. What a waste

Need to change it Ralph

Even their second team

Dear god. Shane Long. Even for him this is an atrocious performance

Can you imagine how many Arsenal would put past this lot (them not us)?

This is pretty hard to watch. Not much zip. Get Adam’s on with 30 to go. Take Long off and lock him in a toilet

Get Long off.

Shrewsbury are 25-1 if anyone fancies an insurance bet...

‘Southampton will be pleased to be one up going the tunnel. Whether they’ll be happy is another matter.’ Glen Hoddle and his priceless commentary.

Think Adams could do with a run out. Take Long off. Poor even at this level

Really poor

But slow there, trousers. In other news, Watts looks decent.

Good second touch though

Starting to see what they mean about Nlundulu’s first touch. It’s really bad!

If we sell him and buy Theo with the cash that would be a terrible decision

Kane will go to PSG or Barca, leaving Spurs with gazillions, of which they will give us hardly anything for their replacement (again)

Tottenham Hotspur are lining up a move for Southampton striker Danny Ings, and are monitoring his situation ahead of a potential summer bid #saintsfc and there it is

Tottenham Hotspur are lining up a move for Southampton striker Danny Ings, and are monitoring his situation ahead of a potential summer bid #saintsfc and there it is.

It's classic Saints. Perform above expectations and then the vultures from other clubs seek to restore status quo by buying our best players, and we're back to where we started from. We should have pushed on the last time this happened but didn't. Villa pushed the boat out with Grealish. We should do the same. It's worth a lot in terms of sending signals out and is a false economy if our goals dry up and he goes for anything under £30m ( which we will squander again, potentially). Need that shiny white knight with bags of cash...

Could be a lot worse. Hummel are decent. Still liked the Adidas ones, but hey. Everton's isn't bad and I like the chevrons down the sleeve again.

The lack of info seems to be coinciding with the January transfer window. I hope that the club is better than to use injury as a screen for deals going on behind the scenes. Always suspected VVD’s injury at the time wasn’t really an injury (or at least towards the end). When is Vestergaard due back? It’s all very quiet and also coincides with his best ever form for the club, with many pundits taking notice. Would be good to have this conspiracy theory put to rest by firm details or even updates from the players themselves. Wouldn’t take long.