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Wow. You could be health secretary

Wow. Epidemiologists, immunologists, and viral experts on here. I never knew.

Cue mystery injuries of key sellables four weeks from the end of the season. Please save us, Red Bull

Confirmed: BREAKING: Former Southampton striker Manolo Gabbiadini has tested positive for coronavirus, say Serie A club Sampdoria

I've got this one as a deserved win for Norwich and then a meltdown on here, I'm afraid. Hoping for a 1-1 draw though, or pretty much the last win we need...

It's okay though; McCarthy will be there soon... (joking)

Michael Owen: there’s no doubt Liverpool are the best team in Europe at the moment. Um Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Bunch of twonks. Masterclass from Athletico Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Loving this Liverpool game. Hilarious. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’d love it too Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Said he’d score. Just can’t handle muscular players, and are totally blind to it. Get out bullied by physical teams every time Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I see Wanyama was available on a free. We have no one with the muscle to deal with fast, physical and muscular players (like Newcastle has). That looks like negligence. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Chelsea’s Gilmour. What a fantastic performance. Some player. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ideal opportunity to give Adams a full game alongside Ings. So won't happen.

One win is six points? Not sure I follow Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

All legitimate questions for a competent manager to answer if we could get these questions via a competent journalist to him. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

What the hell does he have to do to get a full run in the team and a chance? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Standard Saints performance. Ralph back into mystifying tinkering mode. Guess we need three more points, assembled slowly over the next month

Hey, Ralph, how about bringing Ings on? You know, our record scorer... (unless we've sold him etc etc)

But apart from that... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Oh. Get in. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He's poor. Ridiculous decision to start him ahead of Che Adams. As predicted Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ridiculous. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Early goal for us and it will turn very toxic very quickly. In fact even 0-0 at half time and it will. Need to not think we're safe already, and go for it. Hope Armstrong is in the side and very much hope Vestergard is not. If he tinkers like that again we will lose, no question.

Weren't they fantastic? That left back is exceptional. But all the movement was great to watch. Terrific team Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk