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If Austin wants to go to Burnley and they know about our situation of getting a new striker in being conditional, Burnley will stall, I reckon. Especially if there is that disparity between the window closing at 6 in Germany. Hey ho. Think I’ll just tune in later. Saves the disappointment to just one session! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

agreed. It's excellent. Except for the opening credits/song at the start, which is utter gash

Hope he’s not as bang average as he sounds Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It's analysis like this that gets you a professorship

would like to see him back. offers something different, and would be good for dressing room.

I would take Crouch, mainly having read his autobiography. Top bloke. Still can do a job. Good for morale. Brings something different to the bench.

Bertrand off is very believable. Probably been told he won’t skipper and is a bit billy big boots. But is v experienced and good player so a worry if not replaced by something better than an ex Hull Norwegian Moroccan. And is Mo really still getting a game? Bare bones. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Don't be ridiculous Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good point. Thought we'd blow it Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Flipping crikey Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It's okay though. We're three points clear of the relegation zone and set for 8th according to some on here. Good job we got our CB, RB replacement and striker. Oh

So. When I said Zaha was too good and people said he was overrated... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That sound you can hear is me clutching at a straw Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Can we ask about how the squad should be strengthened yet? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Perhaps we're so broke we needed his wages off the payroll. Which is pretty scary. Or perhaps he was just a bit of a moaner behind the scenes. Or maybe the loan is as good as it gets, when we wanted a sale. Ho hum. This is still a pretty underwhelming window. Get the spotters out for players in the crowd tonight?

It's almost as if there was a political equivalent in the country Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Are we still on course to emerge stronger, those ITK? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Dog ate my cabbage Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

You’re a div full stop after Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Ok. There is nuance. You made a false opposition. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Oh, binary false oppositions. Love it. It's hardly rushed anyway, is it? Sigh

This from the bloke that posts we have been linked to different players, daily. Bit rich. Personally would like to sign a striker, a RB and a CB to prevent us going into the Championship for sure. Nothing wrong with that. Just want the best for the club. Don’t see your problem. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Just offer Austin to Burnley if they agree to walk away. Simples

It's amazing, isn't it? Won't be the same story at 10pm on Wednesday night. A very gifted footballer.

I suppose it's how you divide 20 by 3... I prefer being pessimistic because an optimist is never pleasantly surprised...