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When’s Jamie Redknapp turning up with his steroid knees? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

I wake up and look in the hope that there's a thread called 'MP sacked!' but there never is. I look again after about an hour, then after lunch and dinner. Then i look again just before bedtime. The transfers thread I dip into to see how few rumours there are about real prospects of gullible French third division reserve team players might be to join up with such a figurehead. Then when i tire of that I put Saints FC into the search engine of Twitter to see if a spotty anorak has seen Ronald Koeman's mum getting into a train at Southampton Parkway. After that I start again. It's a great life.

You can take the Les out of Charlton but not the Charlton out of Les

Re Theo I suspect we tried JUST enough to make it look like we wanted to sign him, knowing full well that we wouldn't, thus placating the fans and wasting time so fans wouldn't guess we haven't a pot to pee in. Terrible times.

They would with a decent manager Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Saints have been goalie blind for a decade. Pathetic Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

What a pile of sschitt we've become Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Knowing us, we're probably after Carillion. Might be cheaper

Get a good manager and they will come

I do. Look where they are in the league compared to where they were.

I'd rather play for lump of cold sick than Pellegrino

He's off to Everton. No surprise. Decent manager there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Looks that way Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Except the players will have more confidence and play to impress him, of course Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

PS Hey Saints board - did you see what Stoke did? They hired a new manager before a game to give them more of a chance of winning it. Give it a try

We should make a list of humans we wouldn’t take. Would be much shorter. Actually, a few animals ahead of him too. Isn’t that right, Lassie? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Then they are idiots Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Bournemouth trying to muscle in to sign him on loan, reckons Crook. Arsenal connection there too Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

do you mean theo or batman?

This. I’d even rather have Mark Hughes Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

more championship planning. Hoedt will be sold instantly.

That goal of the season... Too young

Our new manager? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

He's never come. Martin O'Neill could be realistic. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He's still here then. Sincerely hope we're trying to stop Martin O Neil going to stoke Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk