DT

I'd play any formation/tactic whatsoever as long as it kept us up. If we go down we're gone for years

I would be very jealous of that because that is precisely what our stupid board should have done.

Lampard gone. Watch them get the new manager bounce.

Swear he calls him 'sausage' in that first clip

It's the wet fannies route

Thanks for your concern. The bars in London are a bit better than your local Portsmouth ones

What is Alpine Saint?

Ok. Sorry. I have bad case of anxiety about us going down this season.

It’s me being a bit drunk and annoyed we haven’t signed Messi. Again.

Are they young? Yes? Let's buy them. But they're shit, boss. It doesn't matter. They're young. Let's buy them. We might be able to sell them for more if they get better. But we need to score goals to stay in the division, boss. Don't be silly. We're unbeaten, these last three games. We'll be fine. Just buy that bloke. He's young. Ok boss.

I'm reading a series of shit players we are linked with. So similar.

Have to say I disagree. Skilful and quick. Creative. Finishes..Fits the way they play totally. And cheap in the scheme of things.

Sorry, but WTF are we doing?

Nathan 'Pep' Jones

no rush? we're bottom of the league and need goals and results immediately!

cut-price Conor Gallagher, he is

Everton after Beto. Apologies if old https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2023/01/18/everton-transfer-news-toffees-above-all-in-race-to-sign-6ft-4in-serie-a-striker-beto/

Danny ker-chINGS

we have done this to death mate. do keep up.

Bournemouth paying more than us. Ho hum.

Chelsea will probably come in for him

Personally think this is more important to get over the line than Jackson, from what I've seen. Having a decent DM adds a whole lot more solidity to us and allows others to attack more. We've been a bit 'knife through butter' at times.

we have offered 12 m euros and they don't want to sell this month, apparently

Guess we'll see if he can reignite his earlier prowess/stats