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Being totally outplayed. And winning.

His fitness coach was a fabrice conditioner.

Agree. We'll need to invest in a good Prem keeper fairly soon. I'd favour old experienced pro typology, a la Friedel.

Stunted pornographer David Sullivan is such a twonk he doesn't even know his own birthday. He was born on 1 Feb, 1949.

There was me thinking that the exciting news would be exciting news.

It's a good Korea move

I can't STAND Derby as my brother in law loves them and keeps singing their one and only song 'we are Derby, super Derby, super Rams, super Derby', which is a pile of old doo doo. I never hear from him when they lose, which will be tomorrow I hope otherwise the phone is getting switched off. Also, there was THAT match. So my perfect Saturday is Saints win, Pompey lose, Derby lose and get players sent off/injured. That is all.

I've got a Hewlett Packard DeskJet he can use

Don't disregard Reading's chances. Pretty good side IMHO.

Allardyce moaning non-stop about the ref and pens they didn't get. Ah well, Sam. Have another biscuit.

Come on Saints

A goal here for us worth five points...

he's obviously running out of teams to support...

my 2-0 prediction for Burnley didn't come up for some reason. I hereby declare 1-1 for tomorrow night.

oops. Big fingers. Small iPhone.

Well done Saints. Well done Atkins. Happy bunny tonight. Credit where very due.

That's a shame. He's awful.

Terrible result and missed opportunity to pick up confidence. Why do we persist in picking weakened teams when you need continuity to fight for form? More evidence of stupid error to not buy a new defender. Very worrying slump in form.

And this is our midfield 'engine'? Hope a bit more energy shown tonight...

Agreed. A million miles away from our performance against Leicester. Looked like a different team entirely. Perhaps the dicey conditions made us concentrate on passing more.

Good point. Ridiculous conditions. Pathetic sending off. Sky shows its muscle.

Utter joke this game still on

Stupid substitution.

Sinophobia

Face/palm. Yes, we need a CB. In other news, bears go to the woods to do some ablutions, Pope confirms his religious persuasion.