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Good point which in fact saves five off Cardiff (in effect). Sort of. West Ham result is hilarious.

NIGEL. You're not listening. DEFENDER. It's the bit up the other end. One for the middle of that bit please. Stop wittering on about scoring from all positions.

You could buy the real Fleetwood town for £1m.

And 'like' every other word?

Nigel! We need a centre back. That's a centre back. And a goalie. Got it? Good.

source?

will probably only have to wait until team sheet tonight. If he is 'injured' again, it may mean something is afoot. If plays, I suspect he's here for the short term at least and hopefully longer

Getting into the Premier might help with the financial side...

Upson would be signing of the decade

All these people saying Lambert definitely not off with absolutely no evidence to back that up. Obviously agree with the sentiment, but won't sleep easy until it is evidently not the case.

Yeeha. It must have been very 'thorough'... *shudders*

Thanks. Just checking that you don't KNOW. But you're probably right. Hope so.

Great. How are you so sure, if I may ask?

Yep. Constant worry, that one.

Sorry, thought my gag was worth a separate post. This is our new strikeforce. Unless we've coaxed him out of retirement.

Matt Lucas launches diet fitness vid

I've just realised we have Lee Sharp up front. How very retro....

Great - but still worried about the defensive side of things. CB and keeper.

If we don't get another CB in, at least, I'm afraid it just signals that we are not going all out for promotion

Perhaps Collins watched the Leicester game on Sky+

Perhaps this means he will shock us all and play in a flat-pack four. Sorry.

Goalkeeper please

Beat me to it. Brighton doing good work again.

It's Becks to the future as Saints stun football world with Galaxy's David

I've got a Takanari Lee watch. Keeps good time.