DT

One thing we're really not doing is pressing and harrying. Need someone with that part of Connolly's game in the middle of the park.

Here we go

agreed. Can't see h appeal

No goal against before ht please saints. Has been Achilles heel recently.

Come on lambert. Have a coffee.

gone missing

Deffo need another goal

agreed. Excellent

Good. Cork. Hammers ahead though.

All over us in middle of park. Need to get control. Cork at half time?

Closing down not good enough at mo, or ball retention. Lambert looking a bit off pace again.

Fox still allows the cross too much

Saints. Park the bus

And has to be said great ball from Guly

What a goal. Get in brilliant from Fonte

Do we actually want to go up?

Where is the marking? No harrying. No pressure. We're just giving them the game at the moment. Not good enough.

Hammers miss a sitter

Can't bear this. Horrible nerves.

We're very bad again.

Nigel fancies Gabby

He loses the ball far too much. Bad decision.

Guly starts. D'oh.

Saints 1 Cov 1 is Talksport's prediction, with Hammers winning 5-1. ****s. That from that former Pompey birk.

Plan B is turn the lights off at Upton Park