DT

Knew that would happen. Ex skate Taylor cross

Get in

Ref! Send them all off please.

Can't decide whether to do my Middlesbrough trick (watch the game through fingers clasped to my head in despair), or my Peterbrough trick (turn phone back on and read messages just after final whistle). Latter trick worked, former didn't.

I would like automatic promotion to be handed to us in the scabbiest way possible. Now, preferably. Or when they take off those Pompey points...

I'm sure Leicester's Nigel Pearson will be hugely keen to do his old employers a favour. The ones who were so good to him. Not. Rollover time.

We really needed a CAPTAIN today. We don't have one.

Why has Lambert looked so disinterested today? Odd.

Final ball has been woeful again

We give the ball away time and time again. Awful.

Fonte has totally lost it

Load of shiit

What's up with Lambert today? Off the pace.

Almost perfect day so far, except Boro need a win.

Oy. We're not up yet. Don't tempt fate.

I'm not sure I can get to my front room for this one. It's a long way away.

Is she a 'bottle blonde'? *gets coat*

Does anyone else think they should scrap the playoffs and just allow top 3?

Was just going to post similar. Woke up this morning. Remembered. Smiled. It wasn't all a dream.

He is a West Ham fan. And one of the worst radio journalists ever. And fat.

5 I think

yes I heard that too. They're wrong. Unless they know something about Pompey admin...

And he's a Posh fan who said on Twitter they'd raise our game and beat us. The twonk

Stuff that up your microphone, Adrian Durham. Brilliant. Job almost done. You all have me to thank for not jinxing it by only tuning in after full time, shaking with trepidation. Happy bunny.

So it sounds like Morgan isn't ready after all. Drat.