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Geez those planes are QUICK nowadays

'We lost our hearts to a star called Hooper.' Early song shout.

Got funny feeling we will get Hooper. Other one surely a 'look, we might spend it elsewhere, you know, Jocks' trick.

Borlotti. (Beans, not new transfer target.)

If it is Iago, it is almost certainly the first Shakespearian character we have ever signed. I think Romeo Beckham will be the second.

Great deal by the club. Only concern is what Harry wants from us. Is it a certain youth player? Don't trust saggy chops an inch.

I mean, chanes are great, aren't they?

I think he's got a point. We don't have a chane. No chane at all. If only...

Have just watched the highlights. How is that Guly do Prado keeps looking absolutely shocking, and keeps scoring? Amazing.

I'm surprised he doesn't fall over.

Still a bit worried that after this signing we're after another striker. As in, worried that Lambert is off. Does anyone know that he definitely is not?

Kasper Schmeichel? I really hope so.

Personally I hope the signing is a defensive one. A few injuries revealed our frailties in this area, and I still think we need a new keeper, so would like to see more of this young Dutch chappie.

Crooked. Face (hello lawyers).

Kevin Keegan to come out of retirement.

Ok, ok. Who farted?

Amazing result. Was fearful of this one. Well done lads!

Now this: By Declan Warrington Friday, January 13, 2012 0 comments Fulham have entered the race for Watford striker Marvin Sordell, and now look to be the favourites to land the England Under-21 star. The Hornets hitman is set to leave Vicarage Road during the January transfer window and has been linked with a number of Premier League and Championship clubs. West Ham have already had a £3million bid for the 20-year-old turned down and Bolton, Blackburn, Newcastle and Southampton have all been circling. But talkSPORT understands the Cottagers are now in pole position to sign the highly-rated forward.

We're after the Watford striker. Us and Fulham, according to tweet from Talksport's Moose. England U 21 player. Sounds good to me.

He's off to Middlesbrough.

in the pub?

Quite the reverse. He'll keep popping up in the box...

That's right, the sub writes the headline generally, but that goes through another tier (or should) of proofing, with the editor having the final see. So you'd have thought that with it being the local newspaper someone might have realised. Still, no-one died. Except Warnock's career. Why DO people think Mark Hughes is any good at all? The man is made of TEFLON.

Ex-Saints boss favourite to replace Warnock 7:40pm Sunday 8th January 2012 in Sport Skip social links Print Email Comments(3) FORMER Saints striker Mark Hughes has been installed as one of the favourites to replace Neil Warnock after QPR sacked their manager tonight. Here are some of the names already being linked with the Loftus Road vacancy. MARK HUGHES Former Wales and Manchester City boss Hughes' name immediately surfaced upon Warnock's sacking. The Welshman is available having left Fulham in the summer and his stock in the game remains high following his achievements in previous positions. RAFAEL BENITEZ Former Liverpool boss Benitez has made no secret of his desire to return to the Premier League and has been out of work since an unsuccessful spell with Inter Milan ended just over a year ago. Perhaps importantly, though, the Spaniard has not experienced a relegation battle for over a decade. GIANFRANCO ZOLA Former West Ham boss Zola has long-standing professional links with London and the Italian was considered unfortunate to lose his job at Upton Park in 2010. His footballing ethos would appeal to the QPR supporters and hierarchy but he remains something of an unknown quantity in terms of management. RAY WILKINS The former Rs player and manager also has experience managing and coaching with the likes of Millwall, Chelsea and Fulham. However, his last role as a full-time, permanent manager was with the Cottagers back in 1997-98 and he is currently engaged in work as a television pundit. SVEN-GORAN ERIKSSON The former England boss usually crops up in bookmakers' lists and is bound to be linked with this post too. However, following his unsuccessful spell at Leicester, the Swede must be regarded as an outsider. STEVE BRUCE Out of work since leaving Sunderland recently, the former Manchester United centre-half still has a decent reputation in the game and the prospect of big money to spend at Loftus Road would surely appeal.

Theyre talking about Mark Hughes. Did I miss something?