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I sincerely hope this frees up the cash to sign the return of the Jaidi. Bye, Mr Rasiak. I always thought your hair was cack.

Davis in no clean sheet shocker.

Wootton to Barca.

Yeah, Ponty, good decision to let this rantfest stay open but lock the pun thread - a highly amusing, perfectly innocent distration providing enjoyment to many. Ridiculous moderation.

Where's Razor Ruddock when you need him?

I agree. And it has been most amousseing too.

are they having a lock in?

He's probably combing Europe for some adequate replacements.

Did Shearer do it?

That's the one. My bad. Bit of a curler too as I recall.

New coaching team: Strikers: Steve Archibald Defence: Steve Bould

was he the one who did that scissors kick goal against the Poles in the world cup?

(love) plus one.

v good

Airdrie want to sign them.

Rasiak and Saga - two in one.

Because it's a load of shampoo.

L'Oreal McMenemy would never sanction this deal.

Matt Le Tiss is thinking of making a comeback as a free-kick specialist but is scared he might be a bit out of conditioner.

I heard Wigan were close to making a bid.

I think we need a new keeper. Bouffant would do.

I just hope that the Pole in question doesn't mullet over too long.

This thread is the highlights of the whole website.

Or he could delve into his managerial skills and get two internationals to play well.

Trot's bout of the trots was surely over.